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When I was a kid the toilet was blocked and while dad was fixing it I had to drop a shit.
So mum gave me the go ahead and I went out the backyard up behind the shed and choked one out in a bucket...
The Fire
07-14-2007, 06:16 AM
On a shingle.
In my pants.
Yeah ,that is a weird place to shit....Ur in the lead.
wimmer
07-14-2007, 06:45 AM
In a friends pants.
7th grade, 4-H camp, had a problem, had to borrow a pair of pants from my buddy Daniel Quinn ... we're not close anymore.
providencemmaguy
07-14-2007, 06:46 AM
in your mum's mouth
dragonfly
07-14-2007, 06:47 AM
In my pants.
no way
providencemmaguy
07-14-2007, 06:47 AM
its a toss up between there and her chest
providencemmaguy
07-14-2007, 06:47 AM
well or my pants i guess....little creamsicles running down my leg
Blunt Object [ADR]
07-14-2007, 07:01 AM
um i was coming home from school and i really really really had to take a shit so i took one against a tree outside somebody's home.
um i was coming home from school and i really really really had to take a shit so i took one against a tree outside somebody's home.
that would have spun the owners out....
Blunt Object [ADR]
07-14-2007, 07:10 AM
lol it was hilarious afterwards when i thought about it
wimmer
07-14-2007, 07:23 AM
in your mum's mouth
You're really letting your hair down prov. Did you just say what i think you said? I hope you're drunk!
Blunt Object [ADR]
07-14-2007, 07:24 AM
You're really letting your hair down prov. Did you just say what i think you said? I hope you're drunk!
i think he is teh high.
You're really letting your hair down prov. Did you just say what i think you said? I hope you're drunk!
I wasnt sure if that was directed at me and I just let it go...
Blunt Object [ADR]
07-14-2007, 07:42 AM
I wasnt sure if that was directed at me and I just let it go...
he said "prov" as in providencemmaguy
wimmer
07-14-2007, 07:49 AM
I wasnt sure if that was directed at me and I just let it go...
I wasn't sure either but i looked again and he said mum. I'm thinking of killing him.
Well that might be overreacting ... but i can still think of it.
I wasn't sure either but i looked again and he said mum. I'm thinking of killing him.
Well that might be overreacting ... but i can still think of it.
I hope it doesnt happen again.Im not equipped to tolerate mother jokes & I may be forced to use gimmicks.
wimmer
07-14-2007, 08:08 AM
I hope it doesnt happen again.Im not equipped to tolerate mother jokes & I may be forced to use gimmicks.
i've been wanting to get me a gimmick, i think i will. Can mods look and find out who you are tho? that would make a difference.
Blunt Object [ADR]
07-14-2007, 08:09 AM
i've been wanting to get me a gimmick, i think i will. Can mods look and find out who you are tho? that would make a difference.
:yes:
Make an email account & use a proxy to sign up
wimmer
07-14-2007, 08:12 AM
:yes:
bummer
in a toilet
of a womens bathroom at a lesbians convention
wimmer
07-14-2007, 08:14 AM
a wimmer gimmick....?!?!
I know, i would probly be exactly the same. lol
Be hard to get farther off the wall, i'd have to be more normal to be much different.
wimmer
07-14-2007, 08:15 AM
of a womens bathroom at a lesbians convention
We got a winner!
wimmer
07-14-2007, 08:19 AM
Make an email account & use a proxy to sign up
proxy comes in cream form, right? ok nevermind
I thought wimmer was already a gimmick.
wimmer
07-14-2007, 08:30 AM
I thought wimmer was already a gimmick.
Wonder who's i would be if i was already a gimmick?
I thought wimmer was already a gimmick.
lots of posts for a gimmick....
Blunt Object [ADR]
07-14-2007, 08:31 AM
Wonder who's i would be if i was already a gimmick?
mine
lots of posts for a gimmick....
Wimmers not a gimmick.Hes weird, but hes not a gimmick.
wimmer
07-14-2007, 08:52 AM
Wimmers not a gimmick.Hes weird, but hes not a gimmick.
me
:weirdo:
Wimmers not a gimmick.Hes weird, but hes not a gimmick.
i know he isnt. he seems cool. i love teh wand action figure av.
wimmer
07-14-2007, 08:54 AM
i think i got a fever. i lay down now
wimmer
07-14-2007, 08:56 AM
i know he isnt. he seems cool. i love teh wand action figure av.
tnks, good bye. i'm sweating real bad
tnks, good bye. i'm sweating real bad
get well wimmer.Later
deegs
07-14-2007, 12:47 PM
my ass is sw3ating
deegs
07-14-2007, 12:50 PM
and my balls are as well, now. to answer the question, it would have to be in my neighbours yard, also, a nearby ravine has been the setting for my bowel movements as a child. ive done it in my pants, in a bucket, inside of a paper bag with plans to set it on fire and throw it, but i never got around to it, so i just shat in a paper bag.
there are more. as a child, i was very adventurous when it came to choosing locations to shit.
deegs
07-14-2007, 12:51 PM
good thr3ad jimmah, i rep you
{username}
07-14-2007, 12:58 PM
parking lot
and my balls are as well, now. to answer the question, it would have to be in my neighbours yard, also, a nearby ravine has been the setting for my bowel movements as a child. ive done it in my pants, in a bucket, inside of a paper bag with plans to set it on fire and throw it, but i never got around to it, so i just shat in a paper bag.
there are more. as a child, i was very adventurous when it came to choosing locations to shit.
Cool,i've also dropped a few terds in the bush and then utilised leaves & paper bark as toilet paper.
good thr3ad jimmah, i rep you
Glad u like.
Maybe one time u can share more of your childhood shitting adventures with an eager audience.
*I just remembered one I done...lol
deegs
07-14-2007, 01:06 PM
Glad u like.
Maybe one time u can share more of your childhood shitting adventures with an eager audience.
*I just remembered one I done...lol
good idea. i think i'll start keeping a diary and whenever i get a flashback, i'll write it down and possibly draw out teh scene to the best of my ability.
then, i'll collect all of my thoughts into a single volume and call it "THE SHIT CHRONICLES". it will be a coming of age story and will likely get published.
I have no idea how I remember this, I just do....
When I was about 5 or so mum was giving me & my younger sister a bath.
Mum went out to the kitchen or something & I choked a floater in the bath and blamed my sister...
deegs
07-14-2007, 01:09 PM
I have no idea how I remember this, I just do....
When I was about 5 or so mum was giving me & my younger sister a bath.
Mum went out to the kitchen or something & I choked a floater in the bath and blamed my sister...
jajaja PWNT!
i bet she still hasn't lived that down in your mom's eyes.
jajaja PWNT!
i bet she still hasn't lived that down in your mom's eyes.
Im takin that one to the grave dude....lol
Spud was on fire earlier today deegs...u missed him.
deegs
07-14-2007, 01:19 PM
Spud was on fire earlier today deegs...u missed him.
spud is great from a distance. i feel that if he ever huffed enough carpet glue he'd try an have his way with me.
Beanflicker
07-14-2007, 01:34 PM
I was skippin school and I went home early but my dads car was in the driveway so I went into the woods behind my house to wait. So I'm there 5 minutes and suddenly I get with with the sudden, massive feeling that you need to take a shit (everyone's experienced it before). The closest store with a bathroom was a 15 minute walk away and I def couldn't make it so I just took a shit right there and wiped my ass with an old wet newspaper I found.
I know what ya thinkin, "shit in the woods, so what", but really this was just a small strip of trees by my house, very thin so if your walking through your still visible from the outside of the woods and from all the houses that are on the edge of it.
The bathroom..
I usually take shits in yards, and in lawns..
{username}
07-14-2007, 01:35 PM
the wondeful thing about laptops with wireless internet is im posting this as im on the can pinching a loaf
the wondeful thing about laptops with wireless internet is im posting this as im on the can pinching a loaf
the wonders of modern technology...
I usually shit in the fukin river.If im inland I dig a small hole,drop me darkey in it, and then bury the cunt.
I wipe my hole with gum leaves, girrawaan ferns or sand.
crackhead abos
We abos stick together bra......
Manimal007
07-14-2007, 03:23 PM
When I was younger I used to fish all day long on weekends. Quite a few times I had to park the boat for a few minutes and take a shit on the shore. Never had any toilet paper either.
Axeman
07-14-2007, 04:19 PM
When I was in the Army, out in the field we had to dig a hole to shit in, then cover it up, I forgot to grab the TP one time so I used a few leaves I found, ended up those leaves were Poison Oak leaves. :owned:
When I was in the Army, out in the field we had to dig a hole to shit in, then cover it up, I forgot to grab the TP one time so I used a few leaves I found, ended up those leaves were Poison Oak leaves. :owned:
:owned:
sean damon
07-14-2007, 04:38 PM
i went to a high school where the shitters had no stalls. so if you were shitting everyone seen you. so i had to shit real bad , so i went to my locker got some notebook paper and went outside in some homeowners backyard. i even left the shitty notebook paper there.
i went to a high school where the shitters had no stalls. so if you were shitting everyone seen you. so i had to shit real bad , so i went to my locker got some notebook paper and went outside in some homeowners backyard. i even left the shitty notebook paper there.
Cool...leaving the shit paper there was a nice touch too.
ferg[adr]
07-14-2007, 05:29 PM
i shit in a lake once when i really had to go. i've probably shit in weirder places but i was on too many chemicals to remember.
Axeman
07-14-2007, 05:38 PM
i went to a high school where the shitters had no stalls. so if you were shitting everyone seen you. so i had to shit real bad , so i went to my locker got some notebook paper and went outside in some homeowners backyard. i even left the shitty notebook paper there.
Great Fuckin Av bro !!! Big Bennnnn big bad Ben !!!!
The Wolf
07-14-2007, 07:04 PM
in an enemy's garage....hahahahahahahahaha. truth!
{username}
07-14-2007, 07:06 PM
ajajjaja well done
xhale of the shoes
07-14-2007, 07:29 PM
in a toilet that was going to be thrown away and was just sitting out in front of the yard
in a toilet that was going to be thrown away and was just sitting out in front of the yard
Ive always wanted to do that..
reps
xhale of the shoes
07-14-2007, 07:42 PM
rep 4 rep
Neo_Pop
07-15-2007, 01:52 AM
I was in train station in a town some where near the Spanish-French border. There where no fucking toilets, just a whole in the ground where the toilet should be. So in protest, I shat in the middle of the floor.
svr01
07-15-2007, 12:49 PM
I was in train station in a town some where near the Spanish-French border. There where no fucking toilets, just a whole in the ground where the toilet should be. So in protest, I shat in the middle of the floor.
Yeah, that's a typical french toilet(no joke).
henry
07-15-2007, 01:59 PM
In the lake while tube fishing.
I was in train station in a town some where near the Spanish-French border. There where no fucking toilets, just a whole in the ground where the toilet should be. So in protest, I shat in the middle of the floor.
lol, activism at its finest
The Colonel
07-15-2007, 09:46 PM
I pooped a big poop in our cats box just to see what my mom and sister would do. I didn't cover it up either.
Blunt Object [ADR]
07-15-2007, 09:48 PM
I pooped a big poop in our cats box just to see what my mom and sister would do. I didn't cover it up either.
lol :pics:
The Colonel
07-15-2007, 11:04 PM
lol :pics:
Can you help me get reputation? Some guy put a red thing on me with a mean note.
I shit my pants last week.
Beets
07-16-2007, 01:28 PM
in her cling film covered mouth
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/304096921_0d440b6f02.jpg
Aussie
07-17-2007, 08:10 AM
when i was at the beach i needed to go real bad, so i jumped of a rock platform swam for my life for about 30 meters, climber up on this rock island, than hunga massive turd , jumped of a cliff about 10 meters high and swam back, ................. i call it extreme shitting,
deegs
07-17-2007, 09:51 AM
when i was at the beach i needed to go real bad, so i jumped of a rock platform swam for my life for about 30 meters, climber up on this rock island, than hunga massive turd , jumped of a cliff about 10 meters high and swam back, ................. i call it extreme shitting,
did you drink mountain dew the hole time? otherwise it falls just short of extreme shitting, bro.
Jack Mehoff
07-17-2007, 10:31 AM
Hey everybody, Smokey back here takin a shit.
henry
07-17-2007, 11:02 AM
Hey everybody, Smokey back here takin a shit.
lame-o
henry
07-17-2007, 11:03 AM
you were suppposed to say on John McClaine's wife.
Aussie
07-17-2007, 11:38 AM
did you drink mountain dew the hole time? otherwise it falls just short of extreme shitting, bro.
LOL SADLY NO, but it was still pretty extreme , i think i cursed the rock island aswell from my mega extreme shit................ but thats a diferent story,
Resin
07-17-2007, 11:42 AM
....
dragonfly
07-17-2007, 11:48 AM
take a shit in a sombrero
Brad O
07-17-2007, 11:57 AM
take a shit in a sombrero
Take a swayze in a yakima...
http://ninjashoes.net/forum/imagehosting/2975460cb9cff100f.jpg
dragonfly
07-17-2007, 12:05 PM
Take a swayze in a yakima...
http://ninjashoes.net/forum/imagehosting/2975460cb9cff100f.jpg
hahahhahhaaha jewhatpwnt!!!
dragonfly
07-17-2007, 12:05 PM
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Jack Mehoff
07-17-2007, 03:18 PM
lame-o
Are you sure you're not the lame-o for not seeing the movie Friday?
livingdeath
07-17-2007, 10:32 PM
i took a shit in the bush and had to rip my shirt sleeve off and use it as asswipe once.interesting isn't it.
never done ass to ass shit transition?
never done ass to ass shit transition?
sounds sexy, being this is the shoes i expect someone to post pics immediately.... NOW!! , geben Sie die fäkalen Abbildungen jetzt bekannt!!!!!!
The Fire
07-18-2007, 12:13 AM
When me and couple buddies got fired from the golf course we were caddying at when I was 15, we went back a couple weeks later at night and took a shit on a couple of the greens by the hole.
Aussie
07-18-2007, 10:14 AM
When me and couple buddies got fired from the golf course we were caddying at when I was 15, we went back a couple weeks later at night and took a shit on a couple of the greens by the hole.
IT WOULD OFF BEEN SO MUCH BETTER IN THE HOLE, CAN U IMAGINE REACHING IN FOR YOUR BALL AND NOT KNOING THERE WAS POO IN THERE , HAHAH
MY ULTIMATE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO SHIT ON THE BONNET OF SOMOENSE CAR OR THIER WINDSCREEN.
Beets
07-18-2007, 10:23 AM
IT WOULD OFF BEEN SO MUCH BETTER IN THE HOLE, CAN U IMAGINE REACHING IN FOR YOUR BALL AND NOT KNOING THERE WAS POO IN THERE , HAHAH
MY ULTIMATE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO SHIT ON THE BONNET OF SOMOENSE CAR OR THIER WINDSCREEN.
keep on reaching for the stars man.
Blunt Object [ADR]
07-18-2007, 10:26 AM
in a mailbox
Blunt Object [ADR]
07-18-2007, 10:26 AM
:owned:
I often climb trees to shit....
Beets
07-18-2007, 10:59 AM
you get a good long log that way
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