whats wrong wit me bros

by bros i mean stupid nigger fags

You have colon cancer. Sorry. It was nice knowing you.

thats normal for me, i usually shit like a minimum of 4, today i have done like 3 so far and i am expecting atleast 2 more tonight haha

i only shit a couple of times a day, but they are epic.

One time my uncle Charlie was so proud of one of his turds, he pulled it out of the toilet by hand and had it petrified (I don't mean someone tried to scare it either). It was a 14 incher and he made a stand for it and displays it on his deck at work.

I'm full of shit most of the time but i couldn't make up something like that. :no2: This is a true story. :yes:

I know ... :pics:

aids

I never shit..

I hold in my shit, and talk to myself.

ebola

lol my mate done a turd so big before , he had to poke it and brake it in half with a stick to make it flush down

lol my mate done a turd so big before , he had to poke it and brake it in half with a stick to make it flush down

hahaha.

my turds are so potent that the punjent fumes, that they produce,have stained the roof above my toilet a dark brown colour ,also the stench stings your eyes

oh i also forgot the fumes also turn your skin orange

lol my mate done a turd so big before , he had to poke it and brake it in half with a stick to make it flush down

i took one so large it was like a fucking iceberg. 85 % was under water but the rest was above the water.

i took one so large it was like a fucking iceberg. 85 % was under water but the rest was above the water.

Did you sink the Tidy Man's boat?

I like it when my farts have that sulfur smell. I wouldn't tell just anyone that either.

i took one so large it was like a fucking iceberg. 85 % was under water but the rest was above the water.

im a little jelous, mine are like a fine mist that explodes out at such a rapid velocity my toilet cracks each time i shit

my turds all resemble a celebrity. today, it was steven segal.

my turds all resemble a celebrity. today, it was steven segal.

Asian Experience flavor??

oooo here we go again i need to shit , brb

my turds all resemble a celebrity. today, it was steven segal.

i just pinched one out that looked like mr. hankey.

Asian Experience flavor??

jaja no, that is the david carradine, but i've only done one of those once. 3 years ago after eating a baked potato that i bought from a carnie with tiny hands.

i just pinched one out that looked like mr. hankey.

yea, you showed me that pic and the resemblance was uncanny. unfuckincanny. also, steven segal's very essence is best captured by fecal matter.

i bet you can sell it on ebay. don't forget you can get more money if you have your eyebrows sign it!

the price that would go for, would be astronomical and would shift the economic landscape of the americas.

My ass is so hairy, when I shit it looks like one of those Play-Doh spaghetti machines.

My ass is so hairy, when I shit it looks like one of those Play-Doh spaghetti machines.


you could probably trick someone into eating teh new ultra whole wheat rye pasta.

Some times when you shit....the toilet water comes back at your ass....does that mean you've got a relly strong ass hole or some thing? =P

Some times when you shit....the toilet water comes back at your ass....does that mean you've got a relly strong ass hole or some thing? =P

hahahah it was a heavy one

DONT WORRY THATS HEALTHY

whats wrong wit me bros

you are eating to much SHIT MOtherfucker!

my turds all resemble a celebrity. today, it was steven segal.
hahahhaha you never cease to amaze me, deegsy...

that said, fuck aikido!!!

hahahhaha you never cease to amaze me, deegsy...

that said, fuck aikido!!!

rawr