View Full Version : ATTN: Minnesota Ninja Bros


The Fire
07-02-2007, 09:26 PM
That means you, Brad, FS and God. You guessed it - IIIITT'SSS TIIIME! Time for the World Ninjabros tour to hit the great north Midwest. As previously advised, I have brought on a client with an office in your part of the country and I am getting ready to schedule a trip to call on them so the time to take beers is almost upon us!

The client's office is in St. Louis Park, which I understand is just a few minutes from Downtown, Minneapolis, which is where I will probably stay since I love the downtown you guys have in that city. I'm looking forward to seeing it now that it's not -20 degrees out.

I will probably try to set it up for the Friday of the 13th, or the 27th of July. Are either of those dates a no go for any of you? It is really going to depend on my client in the end, but I thought I would share my initial thoughts with you guys first.

Let me know fellas - you could be next to be added to the sig....

Squirrel
07-02-2007, 09:38 PM
Cool beans. I bike to St. Louis Park all the time. There is actually still a bar there where you smoke still. Anyway, I never make plans so basically I am always free. GOD is generally off Fridays. Not sure about Brad. We'll need to hit some bars in the Uptown area for sure. Two for ones, rib tips, chicken wings and cool people. I can set you up with the good smoke as well.

Actually, I am struggling with this getting paid every 2 week BS so I will probably be pretty broke on the 13th. The 27th though, I should be stylin'.

The Fire
07-02-2007, 11:59 PM
Cool beans. I bike to St. Louis Park all the time. There is actually still a bar there where you smoke still. Anyway, I never make plans so basically I am always free. GOD is generally off Fridays. Not sure about Brad. We'll need to hit some bars in the Uptown area for sure. Two for ones, rib tips, chicken wings and cool people. I can set you up with the good smoke as well.

Actually, I am struggling with this getting paid every 2 week BS so I will probably be pretty broke on the 13th. The 27th though, I should be stylin'.

I'm liking what I am hearing so far.

Rib tips? Sounds tasty...

Jason
07-03-2007, 12:04 AM
i'll be there with bells on!

Squirrel
07-03-2007, 12:17 AM
i'll be there with bells on!

Cool, I know of a "special" bar across the street from where we will be drinking. You are sure to meet others with bells on as well. We will drop you off.

Squirrel
07-03-2007, 12:22 AM
I'm liking what I am hearing so far.

Rib tips? Sounds tasty...

Yeah, I get them quite often. Rudolph's has 2 for 1's on the drinks and 1/2 price appetizers from 4-7 daily.

There are tons of great places to eat in the area. I am walking distance from about 30 bars.

wimmer
07-03-2007, 12:26 AM
The client's office is in St. Louis Park, which I understand is just a few minutes from Downtown, Minneapolis, which is where I will probably stay since I love the downtown you guys have in that city. I'm looking forward to seeing it now that it's not -20 degrees out


Good for you bro! :grin:

Manimal007
07-03-2007, 12:38 AM
There are tons of great places to eat in the area. I am walking distance from about 30 bars.

Damn, you're lucky. I only have one bar less than a 5 minute drive and all they have on draught is shitty American lagers.

Squirrel
07-03-2007, 12:38 AM
Fire, you have any idea how long you will be here? How much time do you have to kill? It would help with the planning of festivities.

Squirrel
07-03-2007, 12:39 AM
Damn, you're lucky. I only have one bar less than a 5 minute drive and all they have on draught is shitty American lagers.

Minneapolis, Minnesota baby.

Krahzee1
07-03-2007, 02:42 AM
If I was up for the 7 hour drive I'd consider it, but sadly no.

chop
07-03-2007, 02:53 AM
If I was up for a 40 hour plane ride....id go to the greek islands instead

Slouch{ADR}
07-03-2007, 03:15 AM
sweet bros!

dont forget to take pictures. wish i could be there.

Brad O
07-03-2007, 05:05 AM
Sweet! If it is the 27th, I won't be able to party too hard because I have work the next day (WOO HOO!) but the 13th is fully open as of right now. Of course, by the time we hook up I will have been up for like 27 hours at that point. Just wanted to throw out the disclaimer for when I start to act like an ass. Hope things work out with the client bro! Looking forward to meeting you.

oddtopsy
07-03-2007, 06:25 AM
wow, i never realized you were all from minnesota, dontchaknow?

this is joyous for me.

you have no idea how many time ive lol'd over non-funny posts because i picture the person saying it, to have done so in their own native tongue.

i suggest all of you try it.
except for may. she just sounds like a bloated snorkler chewing bacon fat.

Brad O
07-03-2007, 06:33 AM
So being from Arizona, do you talk like Val Kilmer in Tombstone or like Yosemite Sam?

Brad O
07-03-2007, 06:38 AM
jajaja, I reread your post thinking of you sounding like Yosemite Sam. It totally works. Repped!

deegs
07-03-2007, 06:38 AM
i think odd talks like a mexican human smuggler

Brad O
07-03-2007, 06:40 AM
i think odd talks like a mexican human smuggler

http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/people/gonzalez/speedy-gonzalez-loves-cheese.jpg

oddtopsy
07-03-2007, 06:40 AM
So being from Arizona, do you talk like Val Kilmer in Tombstone or like Yosemite Sam?

yosemite is from texas. you can tell by his walter mathou stash and infacuation with vermin. and tombstome is outdated. everyone out here talks like a sterotypical chollo, wetback, and/or west coaster.

so, more like joker from next friday and ryan seacrest..

deegs
07-03-2007, 06:42 AM
you guys told me i speak funny, i remember posting a vid somewhere

oddtopsy
07-03-2007, 06:43 AM
i think odd talks like a mexican human smuggler

fuuuuuuuuuuck no.. coyotes get robbed for their drugs and humans.

The Fire
07-03-2007, 10:56 PM
Fire, you have any idea how long you will be here? How much time do you have to kill? It would help with the planning of festivities.

Not really sure yet, bro. Typically, I will fly in on a Thurday morning, meet with the client during the day and then take them to dinner that night - fly back home Friday.

For this trip, I was thinking about flying in on Friday, following the same script and then hooking up with you guys around 10pm or so (guessing I could be done with clients by then) and then flying home Saturday. Either that or I could fly in on Thurs and follow my usual schedule and then I would be free all day and night Friday and could then come home on Sat.

Squirrel
07-03-2007, 11:24 PM
Not really sure yet, bro. Typically, I will fly in on a Thurday morning, meet with the client during the day and then take them to dinner that night - fly back home Friday.

For this trip, I was thinking about flying in on Friday, following the same script and then hooking up with you guys around 10pm or so (guessing I could be done with clients by then) and then flying home Saturday. Either that or I could fly in on Thurs and follow my usual schedule and then I would be free all day and night Friday and could then come home on Sat.

Okay, I will read that again when I am not so fucking stoned. mmmkay?

The Fire
07-04-2007, 08:18 PM
Okay, I will read that again when I am not so fucking stoned. mmmkay?

Maybe I should not have wrote it when I was so stoned?

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
07-04-2007, 08:46 PM
One day I will be there...yeah in that fuckin Sig of shit of FireBro.
:drinks:

The Fire
07-04-2007, 09:49 PM
One day I will be there...yeah in that fuckin Sig of shit of FireBro.
:drinks:

I am currently looking into going to Carnaval in Brazil next year. I would come down for 2 weeks - 1 week to train at the Gracie camp and 1 week to party my ass off. That may be as close to Bolivia as I'll ever get bro...

Squirrel
07-05-2007, 03:19 AM
One day I will be there...yeah in that fuckin Sig of shit of FireBro.
:drinks:

Sig of SHIT? Why Carajo?

The Fire
07-05-2007, 04:13 PM
Sig of SHIT? Why Carajo?

PM me your phone number.

GOD
07-05-2007, 04:29 PM
I will be also with the seeing you soon firebro.

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
07-05-2007, 05:04 PM
I am currently looking into going to Carnaval in Brazil next year. I would come down for 2 weeks - 1 week to train at the Gracie camp and 1 week to party my ass off. That may be as close to Bolivia as I'll ever get bro...

sounds good bro...maybe we can hang out in Rio next year.

Obi Narb Kenobi
07-05-2007, 05:38 PM
wow i would love to go to brazil and train with jacare

beetsh
07-05-2007, 05:44 PM
wow i would love to go to brazil and train with jacare



*get ass fucked by colourfully dressed trannies in the carnival

Obi Narb Kenobi
07-05-2007, 05:46 PM
*get ass fucked by colourfully dressed trannies in the carnival

when in rome do as the romans

beetsh
07-05-2007, 05:52 PM
i knew fire would corrupt you. ya see that list - they have all seen his colourful costume too.

bobby pmed me form his shower on his waterproof pda after he met him.

he had to buy one of those hemroid rings so he could sit down for the next week.

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
07-05-2007, 06:02 PM
wow i would love to go to brazil and train with jacare
maybe one day bro.

Squirrel
07-05-2007, 06:03 PM
PM me your phone number.

Done.

beetsh
07-05-2007, 06:12 PM
Done.



pm me nudie pics

beetsh
07-05-2007, 06:16 PM
pm received.


thats some piercing you got there

Squirrel
07-05-2007, 06:20 PM
pm me nudie pics

I am a squirrel. I own no clothing except for my Halloween costume.

beetsh
07-05-2007, 06:26 PM
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k24/Levelomr/squirrel_naughty.jpg

yep some quality pics you sent over - who was this chick?

beetsh
07-05-2007, 06:33 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b297/phinfnatic29/Squirrel3way.jpg

beetsh
07-05-2007, 06:33 PM
http://www.haskell-dowland.com/content/binary/Squirrel666.jpg

beetsh
07-05-2007, 06:34 PM
and so ends my google search for "squirrel porn"


as you were people

Squirrel
07-05-2007, 08:23 PM
http://www.haskell-dowland.com/content/binary/Squirrel666.jpg

Yeah, I have been saving this pic for a future av.

Dr. Bob and Fire posted a shitload of pics in the 'fuck this fuckin crap' thread a while back. I think some squirrel porn was in there somewhere too.

The Fire
07-06-2007, 06:58 AM
I will be also with the seeing you soon firebro.

Excellent - though it is looking more like next week - I am now going to Florida on the 26th and 27th.

Brad O
07-06-2007, 06:59 AM
Excellent - though it is looking more like next week - I am now going to Florida on the 26th and 27th.

:wah: I found out today I have to go out of town for work that weekend! :(

The Fire
07-06-2007, 06:59 AM
Yeah, I have been saving this pic for a future av.

Dr. Bob and Fire posted a shitload of pics in the 'fuck this fuckin crap' thread a while back. I think some squirrel porn was in there somewhere too.

Good times.

The Fire
07-06-2007, 07:00 AM
:wah: I found out today I have to go out of town for work that weekend! :(

Next week or the 27th?

The Fire
07-06-2007, 07:00 AM
sounds good bro...maybe we can hang out in Rio next year.

That would indeed be the shit.

Brad O
07-06-2007, 07:01 AM
Next week or the 27th?

Next week. Working 2 weekends in a row. But 27th is local.

The Fire
07-06-2007, 07:01 AM
i knew fire would corrupt you. ya see that list - they have all seen his colourful costume too.

bobby pmed me form his shower on his waterproof pda after he met him.

he had to buy one of those hemroid rings so he could sit down for the next week.

You will be in the sig one day too, btj - don't you worry...I've got something "special" in mind for you.

The Fire
07-06-2007, 07:02 AM
Next week. Working 2 weekends in a row. But 27th is local.

We'll see what happens bro. At least I won't have to hear from you that I am neglecting the midwest anymore!

Brad O
07-06-2007, 07:03 AM
We'll see what happens bro. At least I won't have to hear from you that I am neglecting the midwest anymore!

jajaja, true dat bro! I hope that I can maybe catch you anyway. I wait for see!

Squirrel
07-09-2007, 08:18 PM
So Fire, you will be here on the 20th???

The Fire
07-10-2007, 11:58 PM
So Fire, you will be here on the 20th???

No. The client wants me to come next month - proly during the first 10 days of the month. Any particular time not good for any of you 3 during then?

Brad O
07-11-2007, 05:04 AM
No. The client wants me to come next month - proly during the first 10 days of the month. Any particular time not good for any of you 3 during then?

I think I might be in Virginia Beach from August 13-22. Other than that, August is pretty wide open for me. I will wait for see!

The Fire
07-24-2007, 10:26 PM
TTT

I will be flying into Minnesota the morning of August 6th and back out the 7th. Quick and dirty, on a Monday, and I have to take a client to dinner that night - but we should still be able to get together for a couple of brews.

FS, I know you are in - Brad and GOD, you boys busy that Monday night? Heck, there may even be a preseason NFL game on by then...either way, it is your chance to make the sig. Lemme know.

Dert McGert
07-24-2007, 10:37 PM
I'm is Southern IL. No one is around here.

Squirrel
08-01-2007, 09:02 PM
The Fire called me today. Looks like we are down for this coming Monday the 6th! I will pick up some of the good bud over the weekend so I can get him sedated before I Judo throw him.

Slouch{ADR}
08-01-2007, 09:16 PM
The Fire called me today. Looks like we are down for this coming Monday the 6th! I will pick up some of the good bud over the weekend so I can get him sedated before I Judo throw him.

have fun dudes.

ill always look forward to hangin out tfz again, make your way back down to cali. soon bro.

:drinks: fellas

Brad O
08-02-2007, 05:55 AM
The Fire called me today. Looks like we are down for this coming Monday the 6th! I will pick up some of the good bud over the weekend so I can get him sedated before I Judo throw him.

Shit, I think I am out of this one bro. Bummer. Sometimes I hate working graveyard. Have some drinks for me! :drinks:

GOD
08-02-2007, 04:53 PM
The Fire called me today. Looks like we are down for this coming Monday the 6th! I will pick up some of the good bud over the weekend so I can get him sedated before I Judo throw him.

I will being there :drinks:

Brad O
08-03-2007, 05:07 AM
I think if I were there, Fire would get a bad impression of Minnesota and not come back anyway.

Blunt Object
08-03-2007, 05:16 AM
dude i heard about teh bridge. wth happened?

Brad O
08-03-2007, 05:19 AM
dude i heard about teh bridge. wth happened?

They are not sure of the cause as of yet. Just political BS speculation. The whole thing fell in the river, as you probably saw. Twisted wreckage everywhere, cars dropping 60' into the Mississippi River. Fucking tragic.

GOD
08-03-2007, 06:11 AM
dude i heard about teh bridge. wth happened?

http://ninjashoes.net/forum/showthread.php?t=22555

FRITZ Aint no bitch Diaz
08-03-2007, 06:13 AM
this happen!!
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/04/Hulk_owning_bridge.jpg

BRN
08-03-2007, 06:15 AM
LMAO fritz omg im actually crying

Blunt Object
08-03-2007, 06:23 AM
this happen!!
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/04/Hulk_owning_bridge.jpg

uyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

deegs
08-03-2007, 12:55 PM
this happen!!
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/04/Hulk_owning_bridge.jpg



OH SNAPZ!

REPZ

The Fire
08-03-2007, 02:13 PM
I think if I were there, Fire would get a bad impression of Minnesota and not come back anyway.

I smell bullshit....

The Fire
08-03-2007, 03:56 PM
BTW, Squirrel and God - I am taking my clients to lunch instead of dinner so I should be free from about 4pm on...

GOD
08-03-2007, 03:58 PM
BTW, Squirrel and God - I am taking my clients to lunch instead of dinner so I should be free from about 4pm on...

That works way better for me,I'm an early riser,plus more time to :drinks: etc.

Squirrel
08-03-2007, 04:17 PM
BTW, Squirrel and God - I am taking my clients to lunch instead of dinner so I should be free from about 4pm on...

SWEET! We can definitely get some bowling in.

GOD
08-03-2007, 04:19 PM
SWEET! We can definitely get some bowling in.

I forgot about the bowling!!sweet!

The Fire
08-03-2007, 04:38 PM
Really looking forward to it guys. I am staying at the Marriott Minneapolis West, 9960 Wayzata Blvd., 55426.

dragonfly
08-03-2007, 04:41 PM
I smell bullshit....

yes

Squirrel
08-03-2007, 04:55 PM
See if this works. Directions from the Hotel to the C.C. Club where the festivities begin.

http://www.google.com/maps?q=2600+Lyndale+Ave+S,+Minneapolis,+MN+55408,+ USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title

Squirrel
08-03-2007, 04:57 PM
^^^ Did not work. The address is 2600 Lyndale Ave South though.

The Fire
08-03-2007, 04:58 PM
See if this works. Directions from the Hotel to the C.C. Club where the festivities begin.

http://www.google.com/maps?q=2600+Lyndale+Ave+S,+Minneapolis,+MN+55408,+ USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title

Looks fucking good to me!!

Squirrel
08-03-2007, 05:02 PM
Looks fucking good to me!!

You are staying 7 minutes, 2.7 miles away. Not bad at all.

Squirrel
08-06-2007, 05:30 PM
I forgot about the bowling!!sweet!

Cheap date night at Bryant Lake Bowl.

$28 gets you
3 games of bowling
2 appetizers
1 bottle of wine

Looks like you are Fires bitch for the night.

Squirrel
08-06-2007, 06:22 PM
Shit, I think I am out of this one bro. Bummer. Sometimes I hate working graveyard. Have some drinks for me! :drinks:

Brad, GOD lost your number. Check your PM's... Fire might be free at around 4:00 today so we will be starting earlier than expected.

RoryZilla
08-06-2007, 07:22 PM
I heard brad died.

Squirrel
08-06-2007, 07:25 PM
That is not a nice thing to say.

RoryZilla
08-06-2007, 07:28 PM
Look at the first post pa his late!!! Thread...looks like suicide note.

Squirrel
08-06-2007, 07:50 PM
Yeah, that did not look good. I need his number.

RoryZilla
08-06-2007, 08:05 PM
I tried to call him....I got some incoherent sounds.

VMA
08-06-2007, 08:06 PM
wtf

Squirrel
08-07-2007, 08:31 PM
It was a fun night.

beetsh
08-07-2007, 10:17 PM
i think squirrel killed him in a wang gagging manner

RoryZilla
08-07-2007, 10:41 PM
Did you find out about the brad bro?