Have you ever slept with a girl/guy/trannie you are ashamed of?

Have i ever slept with an ugly/fat woman?

Well ... i married one. No stories tho, nothing funny about it.

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Have i ever slept with an ugly/fat woman?

Well ... i married one. No stories tho, nothing funny about it.

lol. :owned:

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Have i ever slept with an ugly/fat woman?

Well ... i married one. No stories tho, nothing funny about it.

Repped because I nearly spit out my drink when I read that.

YES .... 2 new years eve's ago, i was extremely intoxicated. and i thought it would be a good idea to wonder away from the party i was at , to some random party with mostly women aged between 25 -50 , i gate crashed it ,

i also thought it would be a good idea to strip , in return for alchoholic beverages,....

anyway shit go freaky, i asked one of the chicks to show me inside the house , and i thought it would be funny to get my wang out,

so yeh i ended up smashing some probably fat old bitch( i saw probably cos i cant remembber what she looked like)

i didnt use protection so there could be a little aussie running around, arm barring cunts,

also i passed out while i was rooting her hahaha, i knew it was time to leave when that happend...

also the bitch was talking some dirty shit, it kinda freaked me out

I have slept with some big girls and am not really ashamed of it.

I haven't really slept with any big girls I am ashamed of

My friend however... on New Years Eve a couple years ago went home with a 300lb Indian Chick and boned her a couple times while her little whale baby slept in the next room

He was so drunk that he didn't really remember it (so he says) and he stumbled home losing his shoes and other items he had with him on the way

He then couldn't wake up for work and got fired.

We asked if he went down on the moose and he said no but I'm pretty sure he did.

Seriosuly though, he was out of work for a while after that and was like living off stale muffins I would bring to him after I got off work.

All for a fat Indian chick with a whale baby.

hahah, that is like what happend to me, me and your mate should go fatt7y hunting


I haven't really slept with any big girls I am ashamed of

My friend however... on New Years Eve a couple years ago went home with a 300lb Indian Chick and boned her a couple times while her little whale baby slept in the next room

He was so drunk that he didn't really remember it (so he says) and he stumbled home losing his shoes and other items he had with him on the way

He then couldn't wake up for work and got fired.

We asked if he went down on the moose and he said no but I'm pretty sure he did.

Seriosuly though, he was out of work for a while after that and was like living off stale muffins I would bring to him after I got off work.

All for a fat Indian chick with a whale baby.

i took one for the team once while my cousin was getting nice latin pussy.. i was left in a room with a 5'4 160'lber,nice tities... but i did whatever the fuck i wanted to that girl. fat girls really know how to treat a guy.

+1 for fat chicks.

a guy that hasn't gone fatty hunting will eventually start gobbling cock

i sucked a fat girl's titties two months ago.

they were huge and nice. i am agree with fatties for i could have done what i wanted, but chose to just suckle upon her fertile balloons.

While on a E-Pill I copped some head from a fat chick at my friends house. She was known as the fat girl who gave head to everyone. Everyone had went to there rooms and i was laying on the couch. She rubs leg, then cock. Gives me head but i lose boner have way through. Then we went up to a room where another friend of ours is sleeping in and we all went to sleep. Even though I knew she wouldn't tell anyone I was still mad at myself and embarssed. The room we went in had my friend Tommy in it. He was sleeping with his shirt off and the fatty laid next to him and kind of on his arm. So when he woke up it looked like they had hooked up. To make myself feel better I joked on him for the next year about me thinking those two hooked up. I told him 2 years later what really happened.

jajaja fat girls bring us shame and joy all at once.

man i gots to hook up with a fat slut

fat escorts cost less, jason. you could probably afford a whole stable of fatties.

fat escorts cost less, jason. you could probably afford a whole stable of fatties.

awesome tip brah, im gettin one tommorrow or the next day, it sucks i havent jerked off for 3 days in anticipation, good times will be had

awesome tip brah, im gettin one tommorrow or the next day, it sucks i havent jerked off for 3 days in anticipation, good times will be had

crank one out, man. you're gonna cum as soon as the chick grazes your dick with her hair. make it worth your while.

crank one out, man. you're gonna cum as soon as the chick grazes your dick with her hair. make it worth your while.

meh, i get at least 3 pumps in and cum, im cool, then i can officially say i scored

oh shit i gotta get condoms

oh shit i gotta get condoms


Don't even worry about it, STDs are a myth. Enjoy!

I know for a fact that crabs exist

aids is only for black people

fat girls hav sum wet ass pussy.

fat girls make up for it via blowjob

About 10 years ago I was ripped on Tequila and valium and coke and there was a gigantic pig that was there. She passed out whenever in some bedroom and at about 4 a.m or whenever I went into the room, took off all my cloths and laid down and woke her up. She wouldn't let me fuck her (THANK GOD!) but she jacked me off all over her double-d tits about 3 times. I'm not ashamed, just relaying my one "hoggin'" experience...

I know for a fact that crabs exist

Selfpwn

DEFINE FAT.

I met up with this hog at a bar when I was absolutely wasted on a random night got her number... A month later i'm fuckin desperate for pussy so I don't really remember what she looked like but I called her up rapped at her and went over to her place. When I get there this bitch is horrible and i'm ashambed of myself for even talking to her... But I need the head so I have to devise a plan. Quickly I figure by degrading her while I get head i'm doing the right thing. I take her out on a road right next to I-5 and drop her on her knees in front of passing traffic and she whips out the goods and goes to town... I blow a load on her face... I zip up, then spark up a bowl and smoke it right in front of her... (you don't get any bitch) and then went to my car and left that bitch with cum on her shirt.

Before I seem evil the head was good cause it was just another meal to her... and this bitch was truly horrible.... I must have been ungodly wasted to ever get her number, but that didn't stop me in the end. The moral of the story is Fat Hos Need Love Too.

I met up with this hog at a bar when I was absolutely wasted on a random night got her number... A month later i'm fuckin desperate for pussy so I don't really remember what she looked like but I called her up rapped at her and went over to her place. When I get there this bitch is horrible and i'm ashambed of myself for even talking to her... But I need the head so I have to devise a plan. Quickly I figure by degrading her while I get head i'm doing the right thing. I take her out on a road right next to I-5 and drop her on her knees in front of passing traffic and she whips out the goods and goes to town... I blow a load on her face... I zip up, then spark up a bowl and smoke it right in front of her... (you don't get any bitch) and then went to my car and left that bitch with cum on her shirt.

Before I seem evil the head was good cause it was just another meal to her... and this bitch was truly horrible.... I must have been ungodly wasted to ever get her number, but that didn't stop me in the end. The moral of the story is Fat Hos Need Love Too.

U did the right thing.U cant be too nice to these fat chicks.One must consider that a fat ugly pig with a new found self-esteem may reconsider giving head to the next guy.. & that could be you or me.

We must help preserve the low self worth of fat sluts for future generations of drunk men.
Its our duty to do so.

We must help preserve the low self worth of fat sluts for future generations of drunk men.
Its our duty to do so.

This quote should be carved on a monument somewhere. :scout_en: