View Full Version : weird ass pro wrestling urban legends


ninjashoes
07-01-2007, 09:23 AM
this is some strange shit

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html

heres one example

"Shawn Michaels supposedly invited three hot girls back to his hotel room. He told them to all get naked and get on their knees. He whips out his ding dong and the girls figure it's going to be a suck-fest, but instead he proceeds to take a piss in each of their mouths."

"Macho Man had his way with Stephanie (she was about 14 then) back in 94/95 and that Vince found out and that was the true ending for Macho Man in WWF."

"Bradshaw allegedly gets in the shower with new guys and soaps them up. Supposedly he was doing this kind of shit to Paul London a lot."

Chaz
07-01-2007, 09:57 AM
LOL such bullshit but I'd love to see Bradshaw do that! It'd be too funny.

ninjashoes
07-01-2007, 10:01 AM
I've been reading this shit for the past half hour, I swear half of it is about sucking cock and the rest is just strange.

ninjashoes
07-01-2007, 10:58 AM
"Chris Hamrick had 1001 Ricky Morton stories & I think I heard this one also. We could have an entire 30 page thread about nothing but Ricky Morton stuff. There is an amusing story about the R&R getting all drunk in Charlotte and seducing some petite stripper from a local club to come back to their hotel room. The stripper is somehow smart enough to stay sober and gets Ricky & Robert to get naked first. Once they disrobed, the stripper found out that Robert was pretty well hung, and would probably cripple her if he hit it, and the boys seemed pretty intent on nailing her at the same time. She then convinced them to go into the bathroom to put on condoms, and fled the scene when they shut the bathroom door. The R&R came out of the toilet to find that the stripper had run off, but not with their money. They looked at each other for about 10 min, and then pushed the two beds in the hotel room to opposite sides so they could sleep with their asses pressed against the walls of the room."

Chaz
07-01-2007, 10:59 AM
Yeah I'm on about 150 now and half of them are coke related and fucking boys. Interesting find though!

chinhead
07-01-2007, 11:16 AM
great read cheers

Chaz
07-01-2007, 11:33 AM
I bet every Jake Roberts story is true.

ninjashoes
07-01-2007, 01:21 PM
this one kicks ass

Gangrel got into a fight with a young kid that just started working the shows because the kid had almost the same gimmick as him. He kept yelling at him "Give me my gimmick back" And " You took my gimmick" as he kicked the crap out of him.

Neo_Pop
07-02-2007, 06:28 AM
I think that page is 100% the truth.

hotnewton
07-02-2007, 08:14 AM
the final one is my favorite

great find though, very enjoyable

DieOff
07-02-2007, 05:54 PM
Great find! Repped!

DieOff
07-02-2007, 06:03 PM
70. Andre The Giant once called Kamala a n****r and Kamala stuck a gun to his face. Andre was nice to Kamala after that.



BWAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!! This site is pure gold!

DieOff
07-02-2007, 06:28 PM
205. Ahmed Johnson did a lot of coke back around 1996 at the height of his WWF pay. I don't think I have to tell you that Chris and Tammy enjoy their fair share of nose candy. Well once they had blown through their cash but were still jonesing, they got desparate. They asked Ahmed for an eight ball on credit. He laughed and said, "Black people don't believe in credit. But we can barter." Chris asked what he wanted and Ahmed nodded in her direction. Chris looked at Tammy who shrugged before he said, "Well hey don't hurt her, okay?" So like twenty minutes later Ahmed finishes and Tammy leaves his room with the tiny, paper envelope. Instead of going back and using it with Chris (who was in their room freaking out), she did the coke with Shawn Michaels and spent the night in his room. A few hours later a frantic Candido starts banging on Ahmed's door. Ahmed answers the door and Candido asks, "Is Tammy here?" Ahmed shrugs and Chris says, "Where the fuck is Tammy?" Ahmed says he doesn't know because she left hours ago. Candido immediately abandons his search and says, "Well did she take the dope with her?" The next morning he still hasn't seen Tammy so he goes to the front desk where he runs into Shawn Michaels in the lobby. Shawn walks up to Candido and pushes a nostril close, sniffs, and says, "Thanks for the bump, Chris." Chris asked where Tammy was and Shawn said, "She's probably back in your room now." Candido stormed up to see her, got in a big argument, went to the building, and quit on the spot. The agent told him he couldn't quit w/o a written notice. So he picked up a booking sheet, flipped it over, and wrote: "I quit. Chris Candido" And that was the end of his WWF career.


DAMN! All these fine as bitches from back in the day were cokewhores! At least Tammy(Sunny) was fine as hell back in the day. I would've banged her too.

IMAMEX
07-02-2007, 06:40 PM
hajaha wrestling coke stories! that's the only way to be on the road that fucking much man.

DieOff
07-02-2007, 07:26 PM
411. Half the Mid Atlantic and East Coast Indy scene has jerked off on Dawn Marie's face.

412. Jackie Gayda pretty much sucked everyone from Vince to Al Snow to Big John to get her contract and change it to two girls winning as opposed to the conventional ending.

LMAO! Both of them were fine as hell. Gayda probably still is.

Chaz
07-02-2007, 10:00 PM
Gayda is still pretty sexy!

DieOff
10-23-2007, 11:01 PM
Best thread eva in the pro wrestling forums! Had to bring it back

DieOff
10-27-2007, 03:58 AM
STICKY THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MildernhardPark
10-27-2007, 10:06 AM
Most of the One's in Mexico I read Involved Men ..

bigbadroy
10-27-2007, 04:02 PM
i don't even know what to say. but one thing is how is terri runnels gonna fuck terry funk? BULLSHIT!

theragingbull
10-28-2007, 07:35 PM
Yeah man, I just started writing a short story about prowrestling and this thread came up, more fuel than I can even handle haha.