Woopsee in class

[sidechoke_bob]

Hey folks, has this ever happened to you.

One of the gys slapped on the rear naked choke on me in class yesterday. He had it sunk in real good.
I hate tapping, its for fags, so I held on in there. Thing is, when I went out, I shat in my pants.
There was shit everwhere. It was nasty.

Anyway, has this ever happened to any of you guys. I have seen someone piss themselves before,
but not crap themselves !!!

I am a bit embarrassed to go back training tomorrow.

What should i do.

[KickMyHead]

find a new gym you will never live it down. and next time tap wouldnt you rather be a fag with clean underwear

[JawbreakerRomeo]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sidechoke_bob @ Jun 14 2006, 08:16 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hey folks, has this ever happened to you.

One of the gys slapped on the rear naked choke on me in class yesterday. He had it sunk in real good.
I hate tapping, its for fags, so I held on in there. Thing is, when I went out, I shat in my pants.
There was shit everwhere. It was nasty.

Anyway, has this ever happened to any of you guys. I have seen someone piss themselves before,
but not crap themselves !!!

I am a bit embarrassed to go back training tomorrow.

What should i do.
[/b][/quote]
Why do you say only fags tap? I have seen and trained with the top BBJ guys and everyone tap's in training. That's how you learn. Find another gym and next time tap.

[MMAsterkillah]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sidechoke_bob @ Jun 14 2006, 09:16 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hey folks, has this ever happened to you.

One of the gys slapped on the rear naked choke on me in class yesterday. He had it sunk in real good.
I hate tapping, its for fags, so I held on in there. Thing is, when I went out, I shat in my pants.
There was shit everwhere. It was nasty.

Anyway, has this ever happened to any of you guys. I have seen someone piss themselves before,
but not crap themselves !!!

I am a bit embarrassed to go back training tomorrow.

What should i do.
[/b][/quote]

lol, sorry.

[the_rhythm]

Tap next time.

[The Fire]

No doubt. I might hang on a little too long sometimes fighting off the chokes, but when it comes to arm, shoulder and leg locks I do not fuck around.

[Resin]

Everyone tap's man no big deal you don't have to be so stubburn nobody will lose respect for you.

[Jon Juan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HHA fucking retard.

[UncleCarl]

I was under the impression you only shat yourselves when you died....did they, by chance, have to revive you when you passed out?

[Jon Juan]

ass to mouth resuscitation

[Resin]

totally gross.

[ace]

you've should've tapped, but playfully tap, like aww you got me and start laughing.you so don't look so bad.

[RFF]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sidechoke_bob @ Jun 14 2006, 05:16 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hey folks, has this ever happened to you.

One of the gys slapped on the rear naked choke on me in class yesterday. He had it sunk in real good.
I hate tapping, its for fags, so I held on in there. Thing is, when I went out, I shat in my pants.
There was shit everwhere. It was nasty.

Anyway, has this ever happened to any of you guys. I have seen someone piss themselves before,
but not crap themselves !!!

I am a bit embarrassed to go back training tomorrow.

What should i do.
[/b][/quote]
nope never happened. but i would of tapped unless i knew i could of got out of it. even if u have a lot of pride its better to tap but next time go back to the gym and tap him out if u can but u'll still never live it down

[riverman]

While you realized two things didn't you.

Not tapping in training is really stupid because you either have your arm broken and are out of training and into rehab or your choked out and loose alot of brain cells.

Number 2 your bravedo gets your pants stained.

Either way pretty dumb way to train.

[RFF]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(campbell @ Jun 14 2006, 03:12 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
While you realized two things didn't you.

Not tapping in training is really stupid because you either have your arm broken and are out of training and into rehab or your choked out and loose alot of brain cells.

Number 2 your bravedo gets your pants stained.

Either way pretty dumb way to train.
[/b][/quote]
agree...tap no one will think lesser of you..thats how you learn style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/neo.gif

[Shoei]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sidechoke_bob @ Jun 14 2006, 03:16 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hey folks, has this ever happened to you.

One of the gys slapped on the rear naked choke on me in class yesterday. He had it sunk in real good.
I hate tapping, its for fags, so I held on in there. Thing is, when I went out, I shat in my pants.
There was shit everwhere. It was nasty.

Anyway, has this ever happened to any of you guys. I have seen someone piss themselves before,
but not crap themselves !!!

I am a bit embarrassed to go back training tomorrow.

What should i do.
[/b][/quote]
definately go to another gym.

[ninjashoes]

stay at the gym they will all fear tapping you in case of another episode, you did the right thing

[johnston]

just tap next time

[RFF]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 14 2006, 03:27 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
stay at the gym they will all fear tapping you in case of another episode, you did the right thing
[/b][/quote]
haha they'll be afraid of getting hit by the bomb

[Edge]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sidechoke_bob @ Jun 14 2006, 01:16 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hey folks, has this ever happened to you.

One of the gys slapped on the rear naked choke on me in class yesterday. He had it sunk in real good.
I hate tapping, its for fags, so I held on in there. Thing is, when I went out, I shat in my pants.
There was shit everwhere. It was nasty.

Anyway, has this ever happened to any of you guys. I have seen someone piss themselves before,
but not crap themselves !!!

I am a bit embarrassed to go back training tomorrow.

What should i do.
[/b][/quote]


geezus....this is the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank You!

[sidechoke_bob]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 15 2006, 12:27 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
stay at the gym they will all fear tapping you in case of another episode, you did the right thing
[/b][/quote]

exactly what im thinkin!

[brashleyholland]

This may sound stupid, but I *ALWAYS* take a shit before training. Ive seen someone shit themselves picking another guy up for a slam...he tensed too had and his ass fucking exploded. Had to take the mats up and disinfect them, but that particular mat (now known as 'the poo pit' has never been used again. Its stays propped up aginst the wall by way of homage and reminder to take I shit before training:P

We also made the poor guy sign the mat "I shit myself right here" (with an arrow pointing to the spot) Lovely.

But yeah, tap next time.

[Fantouz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sidechoke_bob @ Jun 15 2006, 12:36 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
exactly what im thinkin!
[/b][/quote]

Well you win by post-fight trauma.

Did you actually shit when the guy had your back? My advice is always have a pre-training shit; same thing applies for exams, interviews, meetings, sales presentations, etc...

[Fantouz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(brashleyholland @ Jun 15 2006, 01:48 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
This may sound stupid, but I *ALWAYS* take a shit before training. Ive seen someone shit themselves picking another guy up for a slam...he tensed too had and his ass fucking exploded. Had to take the mats up and disinfect them, but that particular mat (now known as 'the poo pit' has never been used again. Its stays propped up aginst the wall by way of homage and reminder to take I shit before training:P

We also made the poor guy sign the mat "I shit myself right here" (with an arrow pointing to the spot) Lovely.

But yeah, tap next time.
[/b][/quote]

His ass exploded?? that's crazy mate.

I agree on the pre-training shit; it's essential.

[klarion]

Should've tapped.

It's happened to me - not sparring, but I was at the gym doing 20 rep squats. I sunk down on number 19, and out it came. I ran out and had to join a new gym.

[sidechoke_bob]

ttt for the shitters!!!

[nzjujitsu]

should i kill you

[sidechoke_bob]

do what you want, just dont choke me out

[klarion]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sidechoke_bob @ Jun 16 2006, 10:41 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
do what you want, just dont choke me out
[/b][/quote]
Maybe he'll give you a double heimlich, to make it come out both ends.

[ninjashoes]

its better to just fart then there is no substance

[riverman]

There is no way I would ever roll with your stinky ass again and if I was your coach I would tell you about all the other schools in your town and tell you that you needed a better coach because you are to good for my school.

in other words get the fuck out because your dumb and stinky.

[CHE]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sidechoke_bob @ Jun 14 2006, 06:16 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hey folks, has this ever happened to you.

One of the gys slapped on the rear naked choke on me in class yesterday. He had it sunk in real good.
I hate tapping, its for fags, so I held on in there. Thing is, when I went out, I shat in my pants.
There was shit everwhere. It was nasty.

Anyway, has this ever happened to any of you guys. I have seen someone piss themselves before,
but not crap themselves !!!

I am a bit embarrassed to go back training tomorrow.

What should i do.
[/b][/quote]

What did u have to eat before that? I hope it wasn't tacos or chinese food or somethin, that would be extra worse.

[Sure Dawg]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sidechoke_bob @ Jun 14 2006, 09:16 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hey folks, has this ever happened to you.

One of the gys slapped on the rear naked choke on me in class yesterday. He had it sunk in real good.
I hate tapping, its for fags, so I held on in there. Thing is, when I went out, I shat in my pants.
There was shit everwhere. It was nasty.

Anyway, has this ever happened to any of you guys. I have seen someone piss themselves before,
but not crap themselves !!!

I am a bit embarrassed to go back training tomorrow.

What should i do.
[/b][/quote]

<span style="font-size:24pt;line-height:100%">Kill Yourself!</span>

[Resin]

what sure dawg said

[nzjujitsu]

sounds pretty fake

[sidechoke_bob]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(nzjujitsu @ Jun 23 2006, 02:53 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
sounds pretty fake
[/b][/quote]

well done nzjujitsu........

[Resin]

Sounds like shane's anus material.

[nzjujitsu]

lol

[Resin]

No longer is this story legit.

[texuspete00]

LOL.









Why is it not real anymore. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ninja.gif

[Crazy Jab]

I'd go back and if anyone said anything to you ask them to grapple with you and get your revenge oh yeah and tapping and losing your pride is waaaaaaay better than not doing it and walking away with an injury think smart man.

[Sweeper]

LOL funny read

[fugkingsecks0rz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sidechoke_bob @ Jun 14 2006, 06:16 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hey folks, has this ever happened to you.

One of the gys slapped on the rear naked choke on me in class yesterday. He had it sunk in real good.
I hate tapping, its for fags, so I held on in there. Thing is, when I went out, I shat in my pants.
There was shit everwhere. It was nasty.

Anyway, has this ever happened to any of you guys. I have seen someone piss themselves before,
but not crap themselves !!!

I am a bit embarrassed to go back training tomorrow.

What should i do.
[/b][/quote]
do NOT join another gym.
thats full on pussified.
go back to training.
dont EVER tap out.
keep shitting yourself.
and if bitches have a problem with it.
shit all over them too.

[mjs21]

I have to admit your story is pretty funny man sorry to tell you. That's hard to live down... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/suicide2.gif I would find a new gym...

[JoeboCop]

This has to be a joke hahah no one seriously getting into BJJ would be afraid to tap.

[omfgepoxy]

Good luck with life if you can't figure this out for yourself.

[justCheckin]

I am known for farting alot, and whenever we practice takedowns and slams I always fart when I hit the mat. I actually do this often and I'm not embarrassed about it because it's funny. i also fart uncontrollably when we're pummeling

[ljf9mm]

Go back to the gym wearing nothing but a diaper!

[hvaniderstine]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Edge @ Jun 15 2006, 09:08 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
geezus....this is the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank You!
[/b][/quote]

aswell as me, i truly appreciate your story, but tapping is a more effenctive way of handling the situation

[Wiking]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> There is no way I would ever roll with your stinky ass again and if I was your coach I would tell you about all the other schools in your town and tell you that you needed a better coach because you are to good for my school.

in other words get the fuck out because your dumb and stinky.[/b][/quote]

LMAO

[JoeboCop]

too funny

[JoeboCop]

I bet it would have been a lot more funny if I actually read this thread.

[beingstupid]

I farted at least 56 times in my grappling class everytime i exerted myself

[beingstupid]

really loudly might i add

[JoeboCop]

that's pretty damn funny

[JoeboCop]

It would have been funnier if you sharted 56 times in your male rubbing class.

[Godfather99]

OMFG...i just laughed out loud at work...classic.

[Jugo]

first of all, HAHAHAHA, but seriously, saying tapping is for fags is like saying getting KTFO is for fags, shit happens..in this case literally

[Chuteboxe39]

ahhahaahaha what an asshole. you should keep on not tapping. seems to work for you.

[Sicaro]

It would have been easier to just tap then to find a new gym. Either way, you got owned

[DEESNUT4U]

where your depends so theres no mess you could just go throw away your diaper and get back to training.