View Full Version : does anyone know the martial art of the klingons?


ultimate star trek
06-14-2006, 07:17 AM
does anyone know?

TBA
06-14-2006, 07:38 AM
I forgot but it's entertaining to watch. And their weapon that I remember looked sweet.

Prometheus
06-22-2006, 04:19 AM
According to wikipedia its, "moQ'bara is the name of the fictional Klingon martial art. It is sometimes practiced with a bat'letH."

Resin
06-22-2006, 09:02 PM
fucking geek

Sure Dawg
06-22-2006, 09:28 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Resin @ Jun 22 2006, 04:02 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
fucking geek
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Pretty much

Resin
06-22-2006, 09:44 PM
"nerds!" - in the voice of oger

Rynoplasty
06-22-2006, 10:41 PM
No way, the Star Trek guy is great, the tribble pic cracks me up every time.

Jaques
06-22-2006, 10:44 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ultimate star trek @ Jun 14 2006, 06:17 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
does anyone know?
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you make bad thread. star trek not funny unless have tranny

ninjashoes
06-22-2006, 11:12 PM
there is whole planet in star trek with tranny

Evil
06-22-2006, 11:14 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Prometheus @ Jun 22 2006, 03:19 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
According to wikipedia its, "moQ'bara is the name of the fictional Klingon martial art. It is sometimes practiced with a bat'letH."
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MoQ'bara is the klingon word for "Headbutt tornado"

nzjujitsu
06-23-2006, 12:29 AM
lol headbut tornado

Rdrvgs
06-23-2006, 02:06 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ultimate star trek @ Jun 13 2006, 11:17 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
does anyone know?
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I do not know. I like the sword thing they use.

hvaniderstine
07-09-2006, 04:01 AM
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hvaniderstine
07-09-2006, 04:07 AM
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hvaniderstine
07-09-2006, 04:10 AM
sdgsdfgdsfgdsfgdsfgdsfgdsfg

hvaniderstine
07-09-2006, 04:15 AM
fgjhgfhjgfjgfjgfjgfjg

evols9
07-09-2006, 09:37 AM
fucking nerd

InternetHero
07-09-2006, 12:27 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Prometheus @ Jun 21 2006, 10:19 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
According to wikipedia its, "moQ'bara is the name of the fictional Klingon martial art. It is sometimes practiced with a bat'letH."
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Hmm. I thought it was "Morgulackophelmfok"

evols9
07-09-2006, 12:45 PM
fucking geeks

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:17 PM
We need to get rid of these worthless posts.

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:24 PM
which ones?

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:26 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:24 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
which ones?
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jkahsd;fkjsahd

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:27 PM
yeah that guy needs to get ninjafucked

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:29 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:27 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
yeah that guy needs to get ninjafucked
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That is why I should have the ability to delete those kinds of posts. It would make those people who are only here for the fights and Stash to contribute.

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:30 PM
agreed
start a poll

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:30 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:30 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
agreed
start a poll
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No, It looks bad to nominate myself.

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:31 PM
who cares half the people who are mods i never see online anyway

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:33 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:31 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
who cares half the people who are mods i never see online anyway
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That's true and I am allways here.

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:35 PM
im usually here except on weekends
then i style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bukakke.gif til monday
but my ride got arrested friday
so im screwed for this weekend

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:36 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:35 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
im usually here except on weekends
then i style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bukakke.gif til monday
but my ride got arrested friday
so im screwed for this weekend
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For what?

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:38 PM
driving to flagstaff while drinking and smoking weed and having a gun

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:40 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:38 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
driving to flagstaff while drinking and smoking weed and having a gun
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Yeah, he deserved it then.

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:43 PM
he dont give a fuck
not many of us do

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:44 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:43 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
he dont give a fuck
not many of us do
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It seems like he was setting himself up. Does he like prison?

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:46 PM
naw
he just turned 20
he just really dont care right now
you know how youngsters are

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:48 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:46 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
naw
he just turned 20
he just really dont care right now
you know how youngsters are
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Yeah, they are reckless and stupid.

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:49 PM
but they know a lot of 20 year old girls too

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:50 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:49 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
but they know a lot of 20 year old girls too
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You can find 20 year old girls lots of places.

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:52 PM
true
but hes my homie
so i'll kick it with him reguardless
the skanks are just a bonus

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 05:54 PM
I am going to shower I smell like vomit, sweat, urine, shit, and sex.
That ain't a good thing.

evols9
07-09-2006, 05:55 PM
dont lie
youre just going to jerk it in the shower

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 07:09 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:55 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
dont lie
youre just going to jerk it in the shower
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Yeah, that too.

evols9
07-09-2006, 07:10 PM
alright im out
youre turn to pwn the board

Rdrvgs
07-09-2006, 07:12 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 11:10 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
alright im out
youre turn to pwn the board
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No just the first three topics.

evols9
07-10-2006, 08:50 AM
alright im back
damn
where is everybody?
ive pwned this board for 2 days straight now

Shoei
07-10-2006, 01:42 PM
doesnt this belong in the anus.

Shoei
07-10-2006, 01:43 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 9 2006, 09:50 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
alright im back
damn
where is everybody?
ive pwned this board for 2 days straight now
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iv pwnt the board more that 2days straight. i pwnt it for like 3 at one point.

evols9
07-10-2006, 02:11 PM
here comes day 3 now
where the fuck is everybody?

Shoei
07-11-2006, 12:57 AM
spending time with da chick and beach. There was a huge southswell.

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 01:28 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:11 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
here comes day 3 now
where the fuck is everybody?
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Pwning the board is old hat.

evols9
07-11-2006, 01:44 AM
sure
but if no one posts there wont be any hat

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 01:47 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 05:44 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
sure
but if no one posts there wont be any hat
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What I found out is less people post when the board is all one name.

evols9
07-11-2006, 01:48 AM
there hasnt even been anyone online

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 01:49 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 05:48 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
there hasnt even been anyone online
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Not my fault.

evols9
07-11-2006, 01:51 AM
prove it

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 01:52 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 05:51 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
prove it
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Yeah, right.


Biter.

evols9
07-11-2006, 01:55 AM
youre starting to remind me of a manic eloy

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 01:55 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 05:55 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
youre starting to remind me of a manic eloy
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I don't care who that is.

evols9
07-11-2006, 01:57 AM
aw come on
eloy82
one of the most famous posters in mma forum history

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 01:57 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 05:57 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
aw come on
eloy82
one of the most famous posters in mma forum history
[/b][/quote]
Please read previous post.

evols9
07-11-2006, 01:59 AM
you bring me down
i feel like i need to pop prozac posting with you

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:00 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 05:59 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
you bring me down
i feel like i need to pop prozac posting with you
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Try Zoloft. It kinda works for me.

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:01 AM
i like my rocks depressed
i tell them theyre useless and nobody likes them
then i throw them at bums and tell them thats what theyre going to end up as

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:03 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:01 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
i like my rocks depressed
i tell them theyre useless and nobody likes them
then i throw them at bums and tell them thats what theyre going to end up as
[/b][/quote]
Damn, are more fucked up than I.

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:03 AM
youre just not trying hard enough

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:04 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:03 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
youre just not trying hard enough
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My fucked up is from the heart.

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:05 AM
broken heart donor?

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:06 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:05 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
broken heart donor?
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My heart can not be broken.

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:10 AM
is it encased in bone like the 2 tone vamps in blade 2?
i cant say that
my heart is shattered right now

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:11 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:10 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
is it encased in bone like the 2 tone vamps in blade 2?
i cant say that
my heart is shattered right now
[/b][/quote]
Are you an Emo?

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:13 AM
naw
it blew up from all the coke i did

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:14 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:13 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
naw
it blew up from all the coke i did
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:16 AM
i can vouch for that

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:16 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:16 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
i can vouch for that
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Not me I am afraid to try it.

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:18 AM
it just makes you feel euphoric for a while and you feel like getting in to deep conversation
then when it starts to wear off feelings of impending doom start to kick in
its basically good just for making you want to do more
and it will make you feel like you have to take a shit

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:19 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:18 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
it just makes you feel euphoric for a while and you feel like getting in to deep conversation
then when it starts to wear off feelings of impending doom start to kick in
its basically good just for making you want to do more
and it will make you feel like you have to take a shit
[/b][/quote]
Chasing the dragon?

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:20 AM
thas heroin
ive never done that
just morphine

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:22 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:20 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
thas heroin
ive never done that
just morphine
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Same concept...you are allways trying to get back to the way you felt the first time.

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:24 AM
its crazy how people get sucked into that shit
guess im blessed with strong will power
well
kinda
ill smoke the fuck out of some weed
but the mans got me down at this point

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:27 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:24 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
its crazy how people get sucked into that shit
guess im blessed with strong will power
well
kinda
ill smoke the fuck out of some weed
but the mans got me down at this point
[/b][/quote]
I only drink the alcohol.

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:29 AM
weed > alcohol
but i know your job tests
im drinking all the time now
the mans killing my liver

The Fire
07-11-2006, 02:30 AM
We talk an awful lot about getting fucked up around here.

*puffs one hitter of kb

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:31 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Fire Zouave @ Jul 10 2006, 06:30 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
We talk an awful lot about getting fucked up around here.

*puffs one hitter of kb
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Fuckin' hippie.

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:36 AM
real hippies are fucking scandalous

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:36 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddtopsy @ Jul 10 2006, 06:36 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
real hippies are fucking scandalous
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Why? Examples?

evols9
07-11-2006, 02:41 AM
the stories are too long to type
but ill try to condense
one hippie i knew had his friends stay with him he went out of town for a week but came back early and his friends pulled all of his dank plants and were hanging them upside down to dry them out to jack him
another hippie i knew went to visit a friend in cali and stole his gf and snuck out the house with her in the middle of the night and came back with her
scandalous
theyre like gypsies

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:43 AM
Yeah, I don't think those are true hippies. Those guys are undercover pimps.

Shoei
07-11-2006, 02:44 AM
hippies are cool specially the ones that smell good:)

Rdrvgs
07-11-2006, 02:49 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(shoei @ Jul 10 2006, 06:44 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
hippies are cool specially the ones that smell good:)
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No hippies smell good.