When I was 21, I hit on this hot older women. She was like 45, but had fake tits and all sorts of plastic surgery. I knew her daughter who was pretty hot.

Anyway, I meet up with her and have dinner. Take her back to a hotel room and she give me the best blowjob ever.

So she wants me to go down on her. I love eating pussy, so I go down on her.

Ho! Lo and behold I see her clit. And not just any clit. This thing is like a fetus penis or something.

She tells me to suck it, so I do. She pushed my head up and down like Im giving her a blow job. I actually thought that she might cum, but she didnt.

Finally I fuck the shit out of her like 5 times. On the 6th time we tried to do anal, but my peepee was worn out. And her tits were some beautiful DD.

And no she wasnt a man. I remember her when she was pregnant with her last daughter which was 5 years prior so STFU.

But that was a little gay of me, huh?

just a little.

lol, you told this story a long time ago in the shoute boxe and i remember'd it

i don't see how that was gay.

So she wants me to go down on her. I love eating pussy, so I go down on her.

Ho! Lo and behold I see her clit. And not just any clit. This thing is like a fetus penis or something.

She tells me to suck it, so I do. She pushed my head up and down like Im giving her a blow job. I actually thought that she might cum, but she didnt.



hahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha......... hahahahahahaha hahahaha hahhahahhaha.

6/10

you would get a 8 if it included salad tossing

yeah i'm witth you there. i think it also cuold have been an 8 if he shoved his balls in her ass.

yeah i'm witth you there. i think it also cuold have been an 8 if he shoved his balls in her ass.

or he got buttfucked by a strapon

more wierd and disturbing than gay

Dude, she grabbed your head and bobbed it up and down as if you were sucking dick.

I woulda been cool if not for that part.

you call that gay?

i call it bisexual!

i call it another normal experience shared at the shoes

oh yeah - we've all had some huge dickclit forced into our mouths and then been gagged on it

was her name china?

o'brien?