Rory - construction accident

Xhale - Judo tossed on his head

God - Killed by Satan in the last war.

Ven - bleeding anus



think of more

Squirrel-fishing mishap

Ninja-tranny surprise

deegs - crushed by the power of his own brow.

dr bob - consumed by his inner demons, he drives off a cliff with his cats thelma and louise style.

Hotnewton/BTJ=wankcident

Hotnewton/BTJ=wankcident

i was thinking the same thing

fire zouave - travelling to iceland to visit ninjabro sami83, he accidentally pisses his pants while using an electric hairdryer on his pubes while in his hotel and is electromacuted.

Dieoff=wwe overload

Smashing machine=flash video game epileptic seizure

che - after waking up from a 21 beer/ coke bingefest, he looks down at his pant zipper and realizes that he has closed it around his penis. in a panic, he does the only natural thing, takes more beers, posts at NS and dies slowly of blood loss.

GOD - while doing some ferrocious drumming, his heart explodes making a brutal deathmetal double bass drum noise.

how will i die? i need a mofuggin crystal bow.

Resin=pwnage:jaja:

Shane West - in order to find out how the oven makes his food so hot, he jumps inside slowly roasting himself like a giant, fece-soaked, rotisseried, chicken.

mmasterkillah - is tracked down by jason delucia and wer and found on his way to the local swimmin hole. he is able to fight wer off, but jason has other plans and kung fu grips chris' coinpurse until death.

how will i die? i need a mofuggin crystal bow.
masta k dont die.

Brad Olson - while vacationing in japan on a quest to find his soulmate, decides that he wants to try one of those squared watermelons. being the giant viking that he is, he takes a dare from a bystander to swallow it whole. he succeeds, but the watermelon returns to its original form while inside of his asophagus and well, you know the rest...

Jason69 - Posts pics of his new tatoo on a message board where he is made fun of and told that his tattoos are poserish and gay by every member of the board, even the nicest people dont hesitate to make cruel jokes about Jasons new tattoos which are permanent. Jason is found in his room hanging from a ceiling fan with his computer logged onto ninjashoes.net.

cause of death=suicide

My death is gay..

Jason69 - Posts pics of his new tatoo on a message board where he is made fun of and told that his tattoos are poserish and gay by every member of the board, even the nicest people dont hesitate to make cruel jokes about Jasons new tattoos which are permanent. Jason is found in his room hanging from a ceiling fan with his computer logged onto ninjashoes.net.

cause of death=suicide

the police report says "EMPWN3D"

My death is gay..

literally.

My death is gay..

:hitit:

Oddtopsy - in the process of making a low-budget hardcore porn/buddy comedy (ala rush hour 1,2 but not 3), a prop of a 300 lbs breast falls on him breaking his spine. his penis never lost the erection.

im goin down by some sorta xbox live accident thats for sure.

Jimmybro - after a long day working construction in sweaty australia, jimmy and his abbo friend, spud, decide to have some beers, many beers. soon, the good friends are re-enacting the latest episode of TUF. the action is back and forth until spud's black man strength goes too far and punches a whole through jimmybro's neck the size of jenna jameson's gape. jimmybro dies within seconds, but has enough time and is coherent enough to say "a dingo ate my baby".

Deegs - leprosy

Smashing machine=flash video game epileptic seizure

classic.

I hope you all die of cancer

Deegs gets crabs off laura and once they spread to his eyebrows the DRs cant do a thing.

Shane West - in order to find out how the oven makes his food so hot, he jumps inside slowly roasting himself like a giant, fece-soaked, rotisserie chicken.

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reminded me of this, kinda sorta ...

Dragonfly will eventually die from lead poisoning...from the pencil that put out her face fire.

Soul - tried to rescue a drowning puppy . . . even tho he couldn't swim

I hope you all die of cancer

i guarantee u i will, my family alll has died of cancer, cept when hit by drunk drivers or OD'in.

Rory - construction accident

Xhale - Judo tossed on his head

God - Killed by Satan in the last war.

Ven - bleeding anus



think of more

Ven would be bleedin hard after I'm finished with his tender white ass.

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reminded me of this, kinda sorta ...

good old salad fingers :popcorn:

Ven would be bleedin hard after I'm finished with his tender white ass.

I'm not white.

I'm not white on the inside.

Fixed it.

Fixed it.


I'm half mexican, Half cuban...I thought people knew this.

I'm half mexican, Half cuban...I thought people knew this.

You're Asian. Dont' lie.

Soul - tried to rescue a drowning puppy . . . even tho he couldn't swim


haha, it's true. Actually I can swim. But when I get tired I have problems floating.


...:owned:

I'm half mexican, Half cuban...I thought people knew this.



WORK!!


you don't type with an accent.

dragonfly - lining up for bon jovi tickets, she meets a disgruntled homeless man who charms her instantly. that night, they make love for hours in his television box home. during butthole pleasures, he reveals a secret; he's been unfaithful. kopman pops out from behind a fire barrel and tells cami that she probably has aids now since he gave teh homless dude aids. cami dies like tom hanks in philadelphia

dragonfly - lining up for bon jovi tickets, she meets a disgruntled homeless man who charms her instantly. that night, they make love for hours in his television box home. during butthole pleasures, he reveals a secret; he's been unfaithful. kopman pops out from behind a fire barrel and tells cami that she probably has aids now since he gave teh homless dude aids. cami dies like tom hanks in philadelphia
id have to lynch my own ass if those were kyp fucking winger tickets!!! since they werent, i can rest in peace, dignity intact...

*fades off into the sunset whistling dead or alive*

Hotnewton/BTJ=wankcident

I entered this thread with one thought on my mind... "If I am not mentioned on here in some sort of porn/mastubatory accident..."

and God delivered... 1000 reps my friend, you made my day

I entered this thread with one thought on my mind... "If I am not mentioned on here in some sort of porn/mastubatory accident..."

and God delivered... 1000 reps my friend, you made my day

i was gonna say that you tried to take the subway one day and got lost. you are not dead, but still lost to this day. you survive off the rat population and food that people leave behind.

I will die from trying to Juggle my axe's as one gets stuck in my head when I miss it.