*little girl wakes up from drug induced coma after being freed from bad guys*

-daughter
"mommy?"

-mother
"yes, baby!"

*sobs*

-daughter
"i, i think i started my period while i was kidnapped."

*puzzled*

-mother
"your period? but you're only seven..?"

-daughter
*points to bloody crotch*

THE END.

PWNT

ps. you always have teh finest thread topics.

ps. you always have teh finest thread topics.

mod now, eh? WOO HOO!!! finally, some class has been added to the roster..

mod now, eh? WOO HOO!!! finally, some class has been added to the roster..


i haven't banned as many people as i was expecting. i think this will do wonders for my maturity level.


SHACK FU in action.

where you been homie?

where you been homie?

just not home. ive been sorta living with this girl, slanging mad weed, and working part time as a front for my P.O. at a sushi bar.. the internets shut off at my house (i think) and i only use it when this broads not here..

I have fantasies about the ending of Se7en

Brad Pitt and whatserfaces severed head, indeed.

i haven't banned as many people as i was expecting. i think this will do wonders for my maturity level.


SHACK FU in action.

I been meaning to ask you about infractions.Cant u hand them out if teh ban isnt quite appropriate?
Ven used to like his infractions from what I hear.

I been meaning to ask you about infractions.Cant u hand them out if teh ban isnt quite appropriate?
Ven used to like his infractions from what I hear.

yea i probably could. you're trying to get me demodded, you SOB!

Jimmybro... you received an infraction (I finally did something!) for trying to tell Deegs how to mod.

Don't worry, infractions do nothing... I just wanted to be like Ven.

:wah:

I used to like infracting motherfuckers

i want infracted. what happens?

i want infracted. what happens?

your dick explodes but your balls stay intact. you can still lead a normal sexless life, though. enjoy.

can they surgicially re-attach my helmet?

can they flatten it out into a huge nerve filled purple pancake nipple of a cock that at the lightest touch causes a frantic ejaculation?

cos that would be cool. i'd get like 3 or 4 attached.

i've heard about such a procedure done in teh phillipines.

for realz?

that ending is pwnage. It's got funnyness too. great job. repped.