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RoryZilla
05-02-2007, 02:52 PM
I have nothing to do. I am sick of this job.

Squirrel
05-02-2007, 02:56 PM
I have nothing to do. I am sick of this job.

Ditto.

RoryZilla
05-02-2007, 02:57 PM
I don't like to work hard but I like to stay busy.

beetsh
05-02-2007, 03:05 PM
post huge amounts of porn.

or dl huge amounts of porn

or do something else involving huge amounts of porn

oh yeah - im at work too.

i have lots to do but im just putting it off untill i get that panic stricken adrenal rush.

i love that buzz!

chop
05-02-2007, 03:08 PM
:wah:

beetsh
05-02-2007, 03:09 PM
no the crying comes when it all goes wrong and people ask me what the fuck i've been doing for the last month.

but that only happens if i fuck up.


ADRENAL RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RoryZilla
05-02-2007, 03:16 PM
Nsfw only matters if you care about your job.

beetsh
05-02-2007, 03:18 PM
or if your work cares about it.


anyway how much longer you got till the day ends?

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
05-02-2007, 04:34 PM
fuck the work bro!

amanamagus
05-02-2007, 04:38 PM
^^^^^Agreed :drinks:

ferg [ADR]
05-02-2007, 04:39 PM
you should quit

RoryZilla
05-02-2007, 04:41 PM
4sho. I have 7 more hours.

amanamagus
05-02-2007, 04:41 PM
He needs cash for :drinks:

RoryZilla
05-02-2007, 04:44 PM
I have pics disabled because I am on my blackberry.

ninjashoes
05-02-2007, 04:47 PM
You should take your millions and buy somekind of business or real estate then you can stay at home and post all day.

Or you can just live in someones attic without them knowing and steal their internet like I do.

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
05-02-2007, 04:49 PM
I love to fuck my time in home with not pressure and people screaming like bicthes " do it this!! that!! phone!!! come on!!! give me that!!! suck my cock!! call to the boss!!!

RoryZilla
05-02-2007, 04:53 PM
Millions pppppsssssss

VMA
05-02-2007, 04:54 PM
work sucks

RoryZilla
05-02-2007, 05:38 PM
Then you die

Adz
05-02-2007, 05:50 PM
i'm at work too, finish in 10 mins... problem is i'm the only cunt that cant check out web sites cuz my boss is in the office behind me with a window he can see my screen...all my buddys who i talk to are checking cool shit out....not me.

Squirrel
05-02-2007, 05:52 PM
I just started my daily 90 min lunch break. I stay in the shipping dept while everyone else takes their lunch and then when they are done I take mine. I just eat now and then take a 45 min nap in my car.

beetsh
05-02-2007, 05:55 PM
I just started my daily 90 min lunch break. I stay in the shipping dept while everyone else takes their lunch and then when they are done I take mine. I just eat now and then take a 45 min nap in my car.


sounds real sociable

RoryZilla
05-02-2007, 05:57 PM
They found some busy work for me to do I am making my helper do it

beetsh
05-02-2007, 05:58 PM
make your helper whack you off

Squirrel
05-02-2007, 05:59 PM
sounds real sociable

I like it that way actually. I have never been a break room guy. I worked at my last job for 8 years and never went to the break room once. I go to work to make money, not friends.

RoryZilla
05-02-2007, 06:03 PM
My helper is a jehovah witness

beetsh
05-02-2007, 06:03 PM
theres usually someone where i work that i'll get on with. and then its a whole new circle of chicks to meet when you go for a drink with them and their friends.

it also helps to pass the day if you fuck around a little bit.

Bruce Lee
05-02-2007, 06:03 PM
I like it that way actually. I have never been a break room guy. I worked at my last job for 8 years and never went to the break room once. I go to work to make money, not friends.

+1

beetsh
05-02-2007, 06:04 PM
My helper is a jehovah witness


tell em that god told you they should do it.

beetsh
05-02-2007, 06:05 PM
+1


-1

you spend a huge % of your life in work. might as well try and enjoy it.

Squirrel
05-02-2007, 06:08 PM
I was thinking of trying to get a job with Comcast installing cable TV and high speed internet. I would get to work alone, drive their vehicle, get free internet and cable TV + there is always the chance that some chick would want me to lay meat cable as well.

beetsh
05-02-2007, 06:09 PM
I was thinking of trying to get a job with Comcast installing cable TV and high speed internet. I would get to work alone, drive their vehicle, get free internet and cable TV + there is always the chance that some chick would want me to lay meat cable as well.


chase the dream man!

anyway i gotta go training - later

Bruce Lee
05-02-2007, 06:21 PM
-1

you spend a huge % of your life in work. might as well try and enjoy it.

Who says enjoyment can only be found by hanging out with people you don't like?

I enjoy my job tremendously. More so than jobs where I "had" to consort with other people. My idea of enjoyment is being able to go out at lunch for two hours to run in the park and deer watch. You can play UNO with the fat chick from accounting all you want.

cam
05-02-2007, 06:26 PM
dress it up all you want, work is just that, work

you have to like a portion of it or you would go insane so work must be challenging and entertaining at times but it will always be work

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
05-02-2007, 06:45 PM
i'm at work too, finish in 10 mins... problem is i'm the only cunt that cant check out web sites cuz my boss is in the office behind me with a window he can see my screen...all my buddys who i talk to are checking cool shit out....not me.

but like i see in your AV you are watching some good porno Videos....DONT LIE BRO!

sean damon
05-02-2007, 06:59 PM
i go to my car on brake and get high.

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
05-02-2007, 07:11 PM
jajaja

RoryZilla
05-03-2007, 02:49 PM
I am at work again. Face of sadness.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 02:51 PM
I am at work again. Face of sadness.

I am too. Pretty exciting. :gojerkit:

RoryZilla
05-03-2007, 02:55 PM
I can always count on the squirrel bro. Posting from the phone takes along time.

GOD
05-03-2007, 02:59 PM
Hi there,i have today off.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 03:07 PM
I can always count on the squirrel bro. Posting from the phone takes along time.

I need to find a lake near here so I can go fishing on my lunch break. Or maybe a disc golf course.

GOD
05-03-2007, 03:11 PM
I need to find a lake near here so I can go fishing on my lunch break. Or maybe a disc golf course.

We gotta go disc golfin some time dude.

RoryZilla
05-03-2007, 03:18 PM
I want to play too.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 03:34 PM
We gotta go disc golfin some time dude.

Yes, I will take to to the Highland course. There are no water shots. Stretching out and warming up with a regular frisbee is a must although golf discs are not the same. It will take some practice to get the hang of it.

GOD
05-03-2007, 03:36 PM
Yes, I will take to to the Highland course. There are no water shots. Stretching out and warming up with a regular frisbee is a must although golf discs are not the same. It will take some practice to get the hang of it.

Sweet dude.can't wait.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 03:43 PM
I want to play too.

Minnesota has the best Disc Golf courses because of all the trees and lakes. Playing the Kaposia course is like taking a hiking trip.

RoryZilla
05-03-2007, 04:11 PM
We have some courses around here. I have not played in years.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 04:39 PM
Are you still not drinking Rory?

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 04:48 PM
I am at the work too bros, and it sucks ass. All the douchebags come into my work today.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 04:54 PM
I am at the work too bros, and it sucks ass. All the douchebags come into my work today.

Well then you are in the correct thread. Do you work at a store? I forgot.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 04:55 PM
BRB I need some Cheez-Its

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 04:57 PM
Well then you are in the correct thread. Do you work at a store? I forgot.

I work in a video store, at least I work by myself today, so I can do what I want. If only all these doucebags would stop coming in and bothering me.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 05:00 PM
I work in a video store, at least I work by myself today, so I can do what I want. If only all these doucebags would stop coming in and bothering me.

Do you get to take home movies that would be destroyed? I need a bulk movie dealer.

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 05:02 PM
Do you get to take home movies that would be destroyed? I need a bulk movie dealer.

Nah, all the old movies just get sold besides one or two copies that we keep.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 05:08 PM
Nah, all the old movies just get sold besides one or two copies that we keep.

Places around here like Blockbuster and Hollywood video put a little chip in the old movies and throw them in the dumpster. Those bastards! VHS tapes, if any, get cut. I work with someone who has a GF that works at a video store. He has over 4,000 movies because of this. I want them to sell on ebaY!! I need to find a connection. Maybe I will schmooze someone at one of those places to get some inside info.

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 05:14 PM
Places around here like Blockbuster and Hollywood video put a little chip in the old movies and throw them in the dumpster. Those bastards! VHS tapes, if any, get cut. I work with someone who has a GF that works at a video store. He has over 4,000 movies because of this. I want them to sell on ebaY!! I need to find a connection. Maybe I will schmooze someone at one of those places to get some inside info.

That is fucked up! I wish we did that, I just copy the movies I want.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 05:23 PM
That is fucked up! I wish we did that, I just copy the movies I want.

My other friends wife works for Activision and get tons of video games and has given bags of them to people but not me because she is hip to my ebaYing and also knows that I don't need them after I upload them onto my Xbox. I gave away too much info I guess. PWNT!

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 05:26 PM
My other friends wife works for Activision and get tons of video games and has given bags of them to people but not me because she is hip to my ebaYing and also knows that I don't need them after I upload them onto my Xbox. I gave away too much info I guess. PWNT!

Damn, that would be fucking sweet too! Also, FUCKING EMPTY STORE FUCK YEAH!

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 05:35 PM
Damn, that would be fucking sweet too! Also, FUCKING EMPTY STORE FUCK YEAH!

Yeah, sooner or later I will end up buying bulk movies online at wholesale prices and liquidate them. This could backfire very easily though with not knowing the exact titles I would be getting. They would all be listed at $1 starting bid. I would win some and lose some for sure. I still have plenty of other shit to sell at the moment so no hurry. I just refuse to use ebaY money to pay bills. I do it for fun money.

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 05:43 PM
Yeah, sooner or later I will end up buying bulk movies online at wholesale prices and liquidate them. This could backfire very easily though with not knowing the exact titles I would be getting. They would all be listed at $1 starting bid. I would win some and lose some for sure. I still have plenty of other shit to sell at the moment so no hurry. I just refuse to use ebaY money to pay bills. I do it for fun money.

I have always wanted to sell some shit on ebay, I just don't have anything I want to sell right now. I guess something small and fairly cheap like dvd's would be about the best thing.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 05:51 PM
I have always wanted to sell some shit on ebay, I just don't have anything I want to sell right now. I guess something small and fairly cheap like dvd's would be about the best thing.

From what I hear, If you work at a video store around here, they give everyone new releases every Tuesday to preview so the employees know what they are talking about when someone comes in to rent it. The movies are theirs to keep. You don't get any freebies at all?

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 05:54 PM
I just started my 90 min lunch break.

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 05:56 PM
From what I hear, If you work at a video store around here, they give everyone new releases every Tuesday to preview so the employees know what they are talking about when someone comes in to rent it. The movies are theirs to keep. You don't get any freebies at all?

We get to rent them before the week before they come out but we don't get to keep them, that would pwn.

RoryZilla
05-03-2007, 06:10 PM
I sell myself on eBay.

Axeman
05-03-2007, 06:18 PM
I sell myself on eBay.

what you get???? $1 lol

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 06:22 PM
I have seen people auction themselves off for a date.

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 06:24 PM
I have seen people auction themselves off for a date.

lol, maybe not a bad idea for someone desperate.

Axeman
05-03-2007, 06:27 PM
I have seen people auction themselves off for a date.

i have also. i also seen someone buy on xbox 360 for $500 from ebay ..... the add on ebay said xbox 360 box only, starting bid $100, it got up to $500. the winning bidder was shocked to see they got shipped the box only.

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 06:37 PM
i have also. i also seen someone buy on xbox 360 for $500 from ebay ..... the add on ebay said xbox 360 box only, starting bid $100, it got up to $500. the winning bidder was shocked to see they got shipped the box only.

I remember that shit from christmas 05. lol.

Axeman
05-03-2007, 06:41 PM
I remember that shit from christmas 05. lol.


yep....some stupid fucks out there.

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 06:43 PM
Chinese food from next door time, woot!

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 07:17 PM
I just finished my 2nd lunch break. Only 1 hour until break time again. this job is intense.

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 07:29 PM
I just finished my 2nd lunch break. Only 1 hour until break time again. this job is intense.

I get no breaks because I am here by myself. I will still go smoke a little bit of a blunt in about an hour and a half.

beetsh
05-03-2007, 07:33 PM
being high and interacting with the public would be heavy.

especially if they started stealing shit.

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 07:42 PM
I need to call a courier. Things are starting to get serious now.

beetsh
05-03-2007, 07:44 PM
ever thought of getting a job you like?

Rynoplasty
05-03-2007, 07:53 PM
ever thought of getting a job you like?

I don't think there are any jobs that I would ever really like. Unless you can get paid for doing what you feel like.

beetsh
05-03-2007, 07:55 PM
career criminal?

beetsh
05-03-2007, 07:57 PM
works ok when you find something that interests you.

so think about what you find interesting and then get a job in that field

beetsh
05-03-2007, 07:57 PM
its that easy

RoryZilla
05-03-2007, 08:00 PM
I want to get paid for nothing.

beetsh
05-03-2007, 08:02 PM
I want to get paid for nothing.


get into middle management then. or local government or the church

Squirrel
05-03-2007, 08:04 PM
works ok when you find something that interests you.

so think about what you find interesting and then get a job in that field

I loved my job for the past 8 years. I resigned last May because of corporate BS.

RoryZilla
05-03-2007, 08:06 PM
Too much effort to get to that level.

beetsh
05-03-2007, 08:06 PM
well get the same job with another firm then.

or startup your own

Resin
05-03-2007, 08:07 PM
:sifone:

beetsh
05-03-2007, 08:08 PM
Too much effort to get to that level.


nah - make up references etc. as long as you sell yourself as competant in the interview the chances of them actually checking are slim.

so do 10 interviews get 1 job -bullshit it for a year and by the time they find out your useless they cant fire you.

RoryZilla
05-03-2007, 08:11 PM
The don't fire crazy people.

beetsh
05-03-2007, 08:15 PM
i know 2 or 3 people that have founded their careers on blatant lies. the thing is once you do get found out you move on and you can put the job you got fraudulently as a legit reference and legally all they can say is that you did actually work there between those dates

beetsh
05-03-2007, 08:15 PM
go on -make up a bogus resume

RoryZilla
05-04-2007, 01:13 PM
I am at work again. Overtime day.

Squirrel
05-04-2007, 01:18 PM
I woke up a few minutes agao and I am still wasted. I will be at work in 45 minutes. This will suck.

Bruce Lee
05-04-2007, 01:27 PM
Friday, 8:26 a.m..... finishing my cereal before I head out. I probably should have been there by now. Always late. Good thing I have no boss...

beetsh
05-04-2007, 01:41 PM
friday 13:40.

counting the hours.......

beetsh
05-04-2007, 01:41 PM
its slow.....

....where is everyone?

beetsh
05-04-2007, 01:41 PM
time is dragging badly

RoryZilla
05-04-2007, 01:59 PM
You 9 to 5ers on your regular time. A four ten week is rules.

Squirrel
05-04-2007, 02:16 PM
I am at work now. This will be a fun day.

RoryZilla
05-04-2007, 02:20 PM
I can't wait to be drinking beers. Where is Rudy?