and a one

and a two

and a one two three....

I am at a loss for words.

just hum then

Are you trying to PWN the forum?

eh?

...i was just trying to up the postcount.

Overtime day...all day!!! I should get 8 overtime hours and 5 doubletime hours.

Overtime day...all day!!! I should get 8 overtime hours and 5 doubletime hours.

Damn dude.I am go camping later today.:yes:

I am at work

Damn dude.I am go camping later today.:yes:

Nice...i wont have a day off for about 60 days.:wah:

well,were camping tonight and sat night,and going to a friends wedding sun night,should be really cool except i will watching no fightings.

You can download them when you get back. Just stay out of the MMA section until you have seen them.

You can download them when you get back. Just stay out of the MMA section until you have seen them.

Ya that's the plan,watch em on monday night when get backy.

fuck i got out early today but not by choice, fuck this shit, i want my overtime pay!

Ya that's the plan,watch em on monday night when get backy.

It should be a good event.

well,were camping tonight and sat night,and going to a friends wedding sun night,should be really cool except i will watching no fightings.

I will be watching the fights at your place. I have keys. I will be sure to leave a note with all the results on it for you. It is the least that I can do.

I will be watching the fights at your place. I have keys. I will be sure to leave a note with all the results on it for you. It is the least that I can do.

JAJAJAJAJA pwned!!!

fuck i got out early today but not by choice, fuck this shit, i want my overtime pay!

What are you doing for a living?

JAJAJAJAJA pwned!!!

Yeah, I am a true friend.

Yeah, I am a true friend.

At least leave the empty beer cans all over the place.

At least leave the empty beer cans all over the place.

Oh, I have plans alright.

Oh, I have plans alright.

I expect pics.

At lunch I had some Peruvian food. Very nice.

I skipped lunch and took 15 minutes to clean out my car.

Peruvian food > Mexican food.

I have had nothing the past two days but alcohol and some beef jerky.

I have had nothing the past two days but alcohol and some beef jerky.

Some beers would be nice. I am working 13's I am going into work late on sunday so I can get drunk during the fights.

Some beers would be nice. I am working 13's I am going into work late on sunday so I can get drunk during the fights.

I will be drinking and posting tonight from GODbros place. I have had bad luck recently.

I will be drinking and posting tonight from GODbros place. I have had bad luck recently.

Yeah? Like what?

Oh, I have plans alright.

Orly?

Yeah? Like what?

A bunch of shit. I will have a thread later with pics.

Orly?

RLY!!

A bunch of shit. I will have a thread later with pics.

Pics??? Sounds bad.

Pics??? Sounds bad.

Wait for see.

At lunch I had some Peruvian food. Very nice.

I also had that for lunch but I didn't get to finish it because I was already full from the shit I ate during break time. However I did take one of the est shits ever in a while. It was one of those really long ones (approx 16") and took around 5 flushes to get down ( had to break in half first). You know you took a good shit when skid marks are left in the toilet. I believe I made my parents proud!

Roryzilla you don't have to call me daddy now but I may have just given birth to your twin brother!

It was one of those really long ones (approx 16")
You had that in your butt all day.

You had that in your butt all day.

He told me he likes it in the butt.

Yep the title of this thread on labor day.

at work. I shouldn't of worn briefs last night.

why not?

because I have to unbuckle my pants to go pee pee

just take em off.

real men go commando

or cut out your jeans pocket and poke your cock out through there.

pervert

or cut out your jeans pocket and poke your cock out through there.

this is the man with teh plan.

always trying to help. its a weakness of mine

I am in the executive washroom. I stole a key and made copies!!!

I am in the executive washroom. I stole a key and made copies!!!

Rep'd!

We need pics, I'm imagining it like Mr Burn's washroom.

wank on the towels

Rep'd!

We need pics, I'm imagining it like Mr Burn's washroom.

I will make pics tomorrow.

wheres these pics then?


i wanna see a toilet.

Tomorrow is today. You want me to shit in the toilet before I take a pic?

Tomorrow is today. You want me to shit in the toilet before I take a pic?

Nyet.

yeah. write your name with it

rory - round the bowl in shit.

maybe a "was here" too

your bosses will love it

Still no pic?

They noticed the key missing and changed the lock for the washroom.

so operation shit writing has been thwarted...

They noticed the key missing and changed the lock for the washroom.

Damn, that sucks.

I will get in again...I just need time.

I have faith in you.

I am sneaky like a ninja.

Are you going to piss blue urine and leave a blue log in the terlit?

work is pretty slow today

Are you going to piss blue urine and leave a blue log in the terlit?

I sure hope so.:yes:

I am too try my best.

They hired me a helper monkey today. His name is DJ. Pray for DJ.

*prays

helper monkey?

DJ stands for dick jumper?

DJ stands for dick jumper?

Possibly, I jumped the gun and thought it was dumb jigaboo but I may be wrong.

Porch monkey?

^^Yes, I think I may be right.

*thinks of racist joke, laughs to himself but doesent post it

Great! He is one of "those" dudes who feels the need to honk the horn on the forklift every 10 seconds because somebody might jump out in front of him. One of these days it just might be me. Wait for see, bwahahahahaha.

Do it and sue the company!

You might be on to something Rory.

I am an idea man.

work work woooorrrkkkkk.......its pretty boreing here.

work work woooorrrkkkkk.......its pretty boreing here.

You should beat your hole maybe?

I am here sitting in my company truck.

you are at work

Yep...41 days in a row.

fuckna thats a few hours

13 a day.

I would never work that much(unless it was my own business)

13 a day.
You should take care of your health too.

Health > Money

Money is better. I am not sick.

I do not visit the warehouse anymore. My helper monkey honks the forklift horn too much. I want to strangle him and by strangle I mean to kill by squeezing the throat in order to compress the windpipe and prevent the intake of air, as with the hands or a tightly drawn cord.

I do not visit the warehouse anymore. My helper monkey honks the forklift horn too much. I want to strangle him and by strangle I mean to kill by squeezing the throat in order to compress the windpipe and prevent the intake of air, as with the hands or a tightly drawn cord.

Use a Garrote you do not strain as much.

Use a Garrote you do not strain as much.

Hey, you really are an idea man!
http://www.humnet.ucla.edu/humnet/arthist/icono/rayfield/Manila05.jpg

*checks ebaY for garrote*

He will honk no more, forever.

I am LOL at Rory's "im trying" thread.

Why is it closed?

I am LOL at Rory's "im trying" thread.

Why is it closed?

He closed it??? Damn him.

No twas not I who locked the thread. I feel much rage today.

you are at work

He is at work.

More work talk and less work.

More work talk and less work.

i call werk on this one

I am busy.