Which poster here would you hate to have to room up with the most?

currykain looks like a guy who smells bad
other than that id definately say jason69 because he would smoke all my weed and be emo about how his life sucks

shane

deegs because he would steal all the women

Rory because he would smash my Sony products.

kopman because id have to sleep with my back up against the wall

ninja cos hed sit and whack off in his vampire outfit when im watching my porn on the widescreen. that kinda shits gonna put me off my stroke.

Colin because he would definately smell bad and id get lectured for stuff like not putting the toilet seat down and pawning all his stuff

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mbl cos all those aussies are fucking alkie bastards and they piss where they lie.

HARSHREALITY BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD.

mbl cos all those aussies are fucking alkie bastards and they piss where they lie.

btj because he thinks im Aussie

incognito because he is from the slums. so hed probably be stealing shit left right and centre.

btj because he thinks im Aussie


...well those kiwis are alkies too..... bungie jumping cunts!

come to think of it, i wouldnt want any of you sick freaks living with me let alone Americans

BJT because he would probably pin up porn allover the place and the whole apartment would smell like salt.

BJT because he would probably pin up porn allover the place and the whole apartment would smell like salt.


i have a home made adhesive i use for keeping the porn on the walls

BTJ would out of nowhere just rip out his porn pics and shove them in your face why your trying to have an important convo about rent money and make you forget he owes you money

come to think of it, i wouldnt want any of you sick freaks living with me let alone Americans


yep u wanna avoid americans in a college type environment.

especially the quiet internet types....

BTJ would out of nowhere just rip out his porn pics and shove them in your face why your trying to have an important convo about rent money and make you forget he owes you money


i would pay the rent in sexual favours.

as long as the owner was a hot chick with a thing for giving blowjobs.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/62/162571445_e84f0eaa2e.jpg



yep... some horny milf that wants "the rent"

and the chicks across the hall are in on the act too..

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all 3 of them.

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so the worst roommate would be the one who couldnt hold the camera still.

please post clips of home made porn so i can judge your camera skills and make my decision

id definately say jason69 because he would smoke all my weed and be emo about how his life sucks

:yes:+1

post your vids.

colin for his passion for overtly homosexual pictures.

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nice lampshade

Colin because he would definately smell bad and id get lectured for stuff like not putting the toilet seat down and pawning all his stuff

:popcorn:

come to think of it, i wouldnt want any of you sick freaks living with me let alone Americans

jajajajajajajaja.

P.S. I hate you all equally.:Error Angry:

HARSHREALITY BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD.

this comming from the peanut gallery?? means nothing..
besides i don't shack up with gay little boys.. go ask your dad if he'll crawl into bed with ya..

i sleep on my stomach so.. clowny

incognito because he is from the slums. so hed probably be stealing shit left right and centre.

the guy is homeless, would u really want to sleep in a box with a homeless queer??

Ven with his Groin pulling and anal raping obsession

teh Fire, he would always wanna roll and i get tired easy cause i'm old, also his old lady and mine would probably chatter on and on and that would get annoying

MLB b/c he is a mental midgit.

any1 fat or weird who scares off any female life.

No fat people.
No stupid people.
No religious people.

no people

No fat people.
No stupid people.
No religious people.

and someone who will help me grow my love of myself and help me come to realize how truelly bright and enlightened I really am

Let's buy an apartment complex and all live together.

and someone who will help me grow my love of myself and help me come to realize how truelly bright and enlightened I really am

*truly

Let's buy an apartment complex and all live together.

That's got the makin's of a fantastic reality show. Take a random group of posters from a specific web-forum and have them live together in a real house for a month.

*truly

editing spelling on the forum to seem clever is a little below you by now isn't "smart guy"

maybe i should start concentrating on my puctauion as well, being that your grading me

nipple

May


i wouldnt be able to aford a place big enough to accommodate all her toys

editing spelling on the forum to seem clever is a little below you by now isn't "smart guy"

But the post you misspelled in was a sarcastic jab at my intelligence,,, so me correcting your spelling is what we call TOUCHE.

You know... you try to pwn me by jabbing my smarts, but in the process you pwn yourself by showing how not smart you are, and then I call you out on it (which really does show how smart I am.)? That is, like, the second commandment of pwning.

May


i wouldnt be able to aford a place big enough to accommodate all her toys

if you mean sexual toys then

:vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig:

That's got the makin's of a fantastic reality show. Take a random group of posters from a specific web-forum and have them live together in a real house for a month.


Agreed.... that would be the best show ever because we'd be constantly partying and making trips to the hospital.

Let's buy an apartment complex and all live together.

I am agree

I for reals wouldnt like to live with bruce lee,he would drink all my coffee and thats a GIANT nono

thats actually a pretty sick idea, if we could get a group of homies to all come together to layout the money to buy a sick ass complex and then we split it up and rent out the other rooms and then we make money to buy more complexes and repeat times 10

thats actually a pretty sick idea, if we could get a group of homies to all come together to layout the money to buy a sick ass complex and then we split it up and rent out the other rooms and then we make money to buy more complexes and repeat times 10

Problem there bro,we would have to stop it w/the you know what
(unless yer ghey)

if you mean sexual toys then

:vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig:



"so sign your name on the dotted line.... the lights went out... nikki started to cry!!!"

if you mean sexual toys then

:vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig: :vomitbig:

ouch.

and for the record I only own 2 and I keep them out of site

thanks for that disgusting useless info may

btw I have 3

btw I have 3

Buttplugs?

i would have to say the roommate i currently have...

i would have to say the roommate i currently have...

The queer one? Doesn't he have an account here?

i would have to say the roommate i currently have...

me too

lol yes "he" has an account here

df?

I would have to say MBL, because I probably would fall in love.

;484251']I would have to say MBL, because I probably would fall in love.

I can keep a secret if you can :kiss:

sorry but i prefer to be alone in my room.

I for reals wouldnt like to live with bruce lee,he would drink all my coffee and thats a GIANT nono

I expect God could turn stale beer into coffee... I suppose the hitch would be no beer would ever go stale. Maybe we really would run out of coffee.

oh yes, i would share my bathroom with tits.

who you calling a tit?

i cant remember her name but just the huge tits. some wrist cutting emo chick thats posting here.

ninja?

nah ninja´s the guy with the cute ass, i havent seen his tits though.

I think ResinBro or GodBro, RdrBro , KostyaBro, my love May...i dont know...any of them UYYYYYYYYY!!

But the post you misspelled in was a sarcastic jab at my intelligence,,, so me correcting your spelling is what we call TOUCHE.

You know... you try to pwn me by jabbing my smarts, but in the process you pwn yourself by showing how not smart you are, and then I call you out on it (which really does show how smart I am.)? That is, like, the second commandment of pwning.

are you dizzy right now?

i would say rudy bro.... he would give me a huge line of coke and i'd be dumb enough to do it then end up waking up in a bath tub with my liver in a bag of ice.

i would say rudy bro.... he would give me a huge line of coke and i'd be dumb enough to do it then end up waking up in a bath tub with my liver in a bag of ice.

wait for me bro.

any Mongolian posters cuz they would break all my stuff.

damn mongolians.

I would have to say ven cause he's just straight up weird even from a distance. Incognito cause he would be too busy counter nut hugging on the internet and wouldnt let me check the shoes cause he'd be too busy posting PhatUFCcritic-like videos on youtube. Bruce Lee cause he's such a heel that we'd end up arguing about the stupidist shit and then he'd smoke me out and i'd be late to work so many times i'd lose my job.

HARSHREALITY BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD.

+1

Can you believe that twat actually sent me pms crying about my picking on him? Then he goes and talks a bunch of shit. He is getting almost as amusing as Ven is his own angry at the world for having a stub of a penis kind of way...

are you dizzy right now?

No. My mind works at an obsene rate. I have to smoke dope to slow it down. I've contemplated a lobotomy so that I can actually function in this world.

No. My mind works at an obsene rate. I have to smoke dope to slow it down. I've contemplated a lobotomy so that I can actually function in this world.

That is why I drink. To slow things down a bit. True.

the guy is homeless, would u really want to sleep in a box with a homeless queer??

Damn, no wonder you pm'd me your whiny little rant - you used all the same rips on me that you used on him and you KNOW that you will get torn apart for being the unoriginal, non funny, pathetic little troll that you are.

Let's recap. Anybody that gets annoyed with Harsh's complete lack of touch with reality is either:

1.Fat
2.Gay
3. Or Homeless

Sounds like somebody is projecting to me. How many dicks did you have to suck at the YMCA shelter last night to get your daily 3000 caloric intake of semen?

Keep 'em coming you dumb bastard, with Ven not around anymore we have been looking for a good forum whipping boy and you are fitting the bill nicely.

+1

Can you believe that twat actually sent me pms crying about my picking on him? Then he goes and talks a bunch of shit. He is getting almost as amusing as Ven is his own angry at the world for having a stub of a penis kind of way...

Wow. I found that dude yesterday talkin' some absurd shit and thought he had to be a gimmick. So he is real? He actually PM'd you? He can't be real, can he? He's a fucking idiot.

Bruce Lee cause he's such a heel that we'd end up arguing about the stupidist shit and then he'd smoke me out and i'd be late to work so many times i'd lose my job.

LOL!!!

So true... so true.

No. My mind works at an obsene rate. I have to smoke dope to slow it down. I've contemplated a lobotomy so that I can actually function in this world.

Watch out, it if get's botched you could wind up a barely coherant semi bipedal ape/vegatable hybrid like Harsh.

That is why I drink. To slow things down a bit. True.

I believe it. I have to dull my senses or they will overload and I'll hurt innocent people.

Watch out, it if get's botched you could wind up a barely coherant semi bipedal ape/vegatable hybrid like Harsh.

ZING!!

I think HarshReality is the product of a botched abortion though. The abortion doc sucked out 3/4 of his brain, but the heart was still beating so his folks decided to bring him to term anyway.

Wow. I found that dude yesterday talkin' some absurd shit and thought he had to be a gimmick. So he is real? He actually PM'd you? He can't be real, can he? He's a fucking idiot.

Yeah dude - he pm'd me TWICE. Crying about how I pwnt him and how I ain't shit and that he don't care about me...blah blah blah. The funny thing about the dude is that he is SO BAD that he pwns himself almost as hard as I do it for him. I mean damn, if you don't give a shit what I say, then why are you sending me a manifesto of a pm crying about shit? Saying he don't care about neg rep and that only me and you have ever neg repped him anyway.

If I gave enough of a shit I would start an "Official Neg rep Harsh" thread, but then he might quit...I want him to stay as his boorishness is sometimes entertaining because he is soooooooooooo fucking stupid.

ZING!!

I think HarshReality is the product of a botched abortion though. The abortion doc sucked out 7/8 of his brain, but the heart was still beating so his folks decided to bring him to term anyway.


Fixed it. You had him doubled up on brain power...

Yeah dude - he pm'd me TWICE. Crying about how I pwnt him and how I ain't shit and that he don't care about me...blah blah blah. The funny thing about the dude is that he is SO BAD that he pwns himself almost as hard as I do it for him. I mean damn, if you don't give a shit what I say, then why are you sending me a manifesto of a pm crying about shit? Saying he don't care about neg rep and that only me and you have ever neg repped him anyway.

If I gave enough of a shit I would start an "Official Neg rep Harsh" thread, but then he might quit...I want him to stay as his boorishness is sometimes entertaining because he is soooooooooooo fucking stupid.

Damn. He really is a few eggs short of a carton. I am going to start stalking him. I only became aware of his retardation yesterday on a thread he started about "bling"... I totally thought he was tolling/joking. If he was indeed serious he needs to be shamed badly.

Damn. He really is a few eggs short of a carton. I am going to start stalking him. I only became aware of his retardation yesterday on a thread he started about "bling"... I totally thought he was tolling/joking. If he was indeed serious he needs to be shamed badly.

He shames himself with practically every post - the sad part is that he is blissfully ignorant of it. Oh well, at least the others will appreciate your efforts.

He shames himself with practically every post - the sad part is that he is blissfully ignorant of it. Oh well, at least the others will appreciate your efforts.

As long as the masses are amused...

He shames himself with practically every post - the sad part is that he is blissfully ignorant of it. Oh well, at least the others will appreciate your efforts.

Its kinda cool having Harsh around.He's like a fighter who enjoys getting hit.
Although borne from ignorance,his indifference to pwnage keeps him in good stead.
I don't mind harsh.Its too hard to genuinely dislike someone so silly.

Colin.He'd neg rep me to the neigbours.

BR nuthugger.He watches too much porn & then whines about watching too much porn.

"shit talking shit talking shit talking"