I'm a 900 year old Vampire.

I am believe.

Make me a vampire please

I made shane west a vampire, thats why he sucks me every night

I was wondering if making shane a vampire would heal his retardation the answer is no.

I was wondering if making shane a vampire would heal his retardation the answer is no.

lol, it was a valiant effort at least.

hes pretty much the same as when he was human but now he jacks off at night

i suspected this for 899 years

Ven pulled my groin and turned me into a Shaolin fan

Ven is always going for the groin, someone teach him how to throw a punch

can vampires be virgins? in the movies they always have a chick with big tits to serv them.... or is that what shane is for?

i reckon after 900 years the odds are your gonna find some hogbeast that wants the cawk

it took me 19 years to find a hogbeast... but after i was done crying, it was worth it

I'm a 900 year old Vampire.

Thanx for reminding me.....


























After 800 years

I is also teh aliens

can vampires be virgins? in the movies they always have a chick with big tits to serv them.... or is that what shane is for?

Vampires love teh Chix's nex and teh poosies

I'm an alien vampire predator.

I'm a quarter asian tranny lover.

:vampire: pwn

I'm a 900 year old Vampire.

So you're not a virgin?

- 9

touchdown vampires

I too am teh vampire....War VAMPIRES!!!

Lemming.

penis and vagina.

i am a warewolf

my cousin belo has a very funny retardation

that would be awesome to be a Waretard and turn into a retard during full moons

u better watch ur ass brotha cuz blades gunna anal rape u w/ a silver stake

oh dude i am teh blade

i'm teh joe rogan
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I'm a 900 year old Vampire.

Old news bro! shut the fuck up.

im an angel.

I'm Cam

no more no less

cam what can you do, what are your secret powers besides turning bread into shit?

Poo poo!

Ninjashoes > Nosferatu.

cam what can you do, what are your secret powers besides turning bread into shit?

as ive said before, my Crane Kick is top notch, i also can masturbate even when i have blisters from masterbating too much

as ive said before, my Crane Kick is top notch, i also can masturbate even when i have blisters from masterbating too much

blisters? you must have been REALLY werkin it

blisters? you must have been REALLY werkin it

6-7 times per day is hard on my sensitive skin, also i have a grip lke chuck norris

damn.................blisters?

cam you just surpassed alot of us

zombies>vampires