so I need some advice. I've never been on a date. I know, weird, I've had a bf for 4.5 years now. anyways, I was asked out last night and given a phone number. I was asked out by the one person I was head over heels in love with in highschool. asked them out everyday and everyday they said no. well five years later and here they are, coming to my work everyday and actually hunt me down the night I'm helping out at another store, gives me a number and asks me out. we shot the shit for a lil while and they have a kid, a daughter named eva.... remember that baby names thread I made a few weeks ago? eva was the name I picked for my daughter. anyways, I'm still debating wether or not to call and if I do and if we do go out, how does that work? what actually happens on a date? if the mood is right who makes the first move?

just like lean in and if their body language is inviting keep going if its not then back up for a little while and try again, never have to put yourself on the spot if you pay attention to what the other persons thinking.

I dunno man... she has a really nice rack... its hard to pay attention to anything else.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(may @ May 30 2006, 10:20 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
I dunno man... she has a really nice rack... its hard to pay attention to anything else.
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I would take her out, hit it then quit it!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>I would take her out, hit it then quit it![/b][/quote]
I dont think I can do that even though she deserves it.... she was the first real girl I actually knew that I was attracted to, I mean, I really had a thing for her. she moved away when we were 15 and I was so heartbroken I never even looked at another girl after. I was strictly men, for the past 6 years. I wanted to lose my virginity to her and I fucked a guy after she moved away.

do her and post pics

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ May 31 2006, 08:53 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
do her and post pics
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I'm gonna have to agree with Ninja.

*waits with little ninja in hand

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ May 31 2006, 07:14 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
*waits with little ninja in hand
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What are the rules about nudity in the OT?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>do her and post pics[/b][/quote]
can I be an admin?

if you post the pics yes you can be admin plus I will give you free forum cash!

post them in the ninjastash though

I've decided I'm gonna wait... she knows where I work, I'll answer if she comes in and asks again.

jus relax homie. if shes feeln ya shit then ull know and itll all happen naturally. if you like her jus spend time with her watchn movies or doin somem casual. if u r feeln eachotha then shitll go down eventually. jus dont rush it player!

oh no you didnt just call me player. shit, I'm the playee

I'm going to masturbate to mature porn, bye!

Hi its me Shane again,
theres always a porn of a different flavor!
sincerely yours,
Shane West

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(shane west @ Jun 1 2006, 11:56 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hi its me Shane again,
theres always a porn of a different flavor!
sincerely yours,
Shane West
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What's your favorite?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(may @ Jun 2 2006, 03:15 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
oh no you didnt just call me player. shit, I'm the playee
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lol, well maybe thats ya problem kidd. no confidence. if shes feeln u, theres gotta b a reason so jus be confident.

I have no confidence and Im a virgin so yeah hes right

I get the feeling masterkillah thinks I'm a 15 year old boy with a raging hard on and sweaty palms.

lmao, thats like me except im 23

ouch. I'd probably hit it... maybe.

I would probably have to shower

before or after?

before, sometimes I am at the computers and I realize something is teh stink then I realize its my balls cuz I need shower

okay so before then....

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 3 2006, 12:15 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
before, sometimes I am at the computers and I realize something is teh stink then I realize its my balls cuz I need shower
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They got these crotch wipes that leave you fresh as a daisy. Male hygine products.ahahahaha

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(may @ Jun 3 2006, 06:53 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
I get the feeling masterkillah thinks I'm a 15 year old boy with a raging hard on and sweaty palms.
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lol, naht really. but im kinda confused. you say that she likes u, and u have liked her for years, so whats the hold up?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(mmasterkillah @ Jun 3 2006, 01:05 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
lol, naht really. but im kinda confused. you say that she likes u, and u have liked her for years, so whats the hold up?
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He's a she.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rdrvgs @ Jun 4 2006, 01:24 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
He's a she.
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once again im confused, i see in the original post but then may says "she has a nice rack" sooo idk

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(mmasterkillah @ Jun 4 2006, 04:35 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
once again im confused, i see in the original post but then may says "she has a nice rack" sooo idk
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Sounds like a lesbian.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rdrvgs @ Jun 4 2006, 11:36 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Sounds like a lesbian.
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thats cool, if shes hot.

I like lesbians.

*masterbates

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 5 2006, 02:20 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
*masterbates
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lol

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ninjashoes @ Jun 4 2006, 07:20 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
*masterbates
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Fireman.

nah man alot of lesbians are those dyke ones with the undercuts and workboots , i like the pornstar ones

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(nzjujitsu @ Jun 9 2006, 10:55 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
nah man alot of lesbians are those dyke ones with the undercuts and workboots , i like the pornstar ones
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agreed

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(nzjujitsu @ Jun 9 2006, 03:55 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
nah man alot of lesbians are those dyke ones with the undercuts and workboots , i like the pornstar ones
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I fucked a dike looking girl once, she was wild in bed.

TTT update!

so, I never called her. a few weeks ago though I found her on myspace. shes my friend now and we're semi talking... mostly "hows life been" shit for now.

I hate these threads from the old invision power board, the quotations are all fucked up, I wonder if I could fix it by creating and additional css class for quotes.

IM GONNA MAKE YOU LOVE ME YOU FAGGOT

I hate these threads from the old invision power board, the quotations are all fucked up, I wonder if I could fix it by creating and additional css class for quotes.
that would be cool. it does suck trying to read

Do something that will throw him off guard.

Like stab him in the head with a fork.

Guys like surprises.

bulllllSHIT!

this thread gave me a woody

This is the grossest shit I've read all god damned week you sick fucking bastards..

Since they are hunting you let them make the moves, play it cool and enjoy yourself.

don't kiss him, suck his cawk first

DId you guys even read that she is talking about a chick?

And may my dear, I doubt any of these guys can give you any girl on girl advice. You should pm King or Godzuki - hell, ask my wife, but we don't know shit!

DId you guys even read that she is talking about a chick?

And may my dear, I doubt any of these guys can give you any girl on girl advice. You should pm King or Godzuki - hell, ask my wife, but we don't know shit!

Your wife seems nice, she was not even mad about a 3 in the morning phone call.

I stopped reading after need advice

Your wife seems nice, she was not even mad about a 3 in the morning phone call.

I have the best woman in the world.

I stopped reading after need advice

I don't know to many good detectives with ADD.

I don't know to many good detectives with ADD.

Hi

I have the best woman in the world.

Congratulations. I was playing Gears of war last night. I got past the place that I was stuck. I am playing the campaign again.

god of war>gears of war

god of war>gears of war

Microsoft>sony

Microsoft>sony

tomato>tomato

tomato>tomato
cherry and beefstake.

Do something that will throw him off guard.

Like stab him in the head with a fork.

Guys like surprises.

him? guys?

him? guys?

I don't like being stabbed. I have been twice and I did not like it.

stab=pain?

stab=pain?

+blood.

okay thanks. I'll keep that in mind

hypathedically speaking

get stabbed twice on 2 differnt occasions means you need an attibtude adjustment, or you need to move your ass outta said location

just like lean in and if their body language is inviting keep going if its not then back up for a little while and try again, never have to put yourself on the spot if you pay attention to what the other persons thinking.

took the words right out of my mouth

hypathedically speaking

get stabbed twice on 2 differnt occasions means you need an attibtude adjustment, or you need to move your ass outta said location

I thought we were done speaking about each other?

sounds like he is scared to commit..dump him and marry an old dude with money

i was just throwing my thoughts out there... as i am now, in no way to be interperted as addressing anyone

meet up, shoot the shit over drinks, see what happens.

meet up, shoot the shit over drinks, see what happens.

I Like to drink....too much.....

are you trying to tell me you suffer from erectile disfunction?

are you trying to tell me you suffer from erectile disfunction?

I have never had that problem.

then your not drinking too much!

i spent 6 years of my life exclusively with another chick.. well. technically a chick, but hardly.
anyways.
going out with chicks and making moves and all that with chicks is way easier than it is with guys.
dont sweat it.
if the mood is right does it matter who makes the first move..?
just dig in and go to town.


whatever you do, just aim north.

i spent 6 years of my life exclusively with another chick.. well. technically a chick, but hardly.
anyways.
going out with chicks and making moves and all that with chicks is way easier than it is with guys.
dont sweat it.
if the mood is right does it matter who makes the first move..?
just dig in and go to town.


whatever you do, just aim north.

You have a great outlook on life.

You have a great outlook on life.

♥verymuch.

are you saying you were/are a lesbian who was in a relationship with a girl for 6 years

in my experiance, the move makes its self really

so it would appear.

... the lesbian thing

i spent 6 years of my life exclusively with another chick.. well. technically a chick, but hardly.
anyways.
going out with chicks and making moves and all that with chicks is way easier than it is with guys.
dont sweat it.
if the mood is right does it matter who makes the first move..?
just dig in and go to town.


whatever you do, just aim north.

that's beautiful.:smile3:

are you saying you were/are a lesbian who was in a relationship with a girl for 6 years

im a pansexual.

;425280']that's beautiful.:smile3:

gimme your wifes number.

nvm

in my experiance, the move makes its self really


BluntObject50 [ADR];425313']i'm a try-sexual

these posts are both questionable to say the least..

these posts are both questionable to say the least..

Hmmm, you present an interesting point!

these posts are both questionable to say the least..

fixed

BluntObject50 [ADR];425319']fixed

thank you?

pfff, taken out of context


+1 for dikes

thank you?

nvm

chicks suck face with each other all the time, being bi is the new swing dancing

chicks suck face with each other all the time, being bi is the new swing dancing

swing dancing?

swing dancing?

I think that just got done with in Canada.

I think that just got done with in Canada.

deegs lied about no internet?

manwhore

suck cock not face

who am I foolin'...

random thoughts of self degredation