oh well it will up my post count

deegs lied about no internet?

I think they are deficient of interwebs in areas Al Gore has not yet visited.

rocky raccoon checked into a room

only to find gideon's bible

i need sleep.. must go to court soon..

i need sleep.. must go to court soon..

OK bro. Have a good birthday, if you can. BTW, what does adding to his book mean? Sorry, I not know lingo.

blah blah blah blah blah blah

you have bored me to the point were im gonna go watch the biggest loser

OK bro. Have a good birthday, if you can. BTW, what does adding to his book mean? Sorry, I not know lingo.

money on his account so that he may purchase items from the comisary

blah blah blah blah blah blah

you have bored me to the point were im gonna go watch the biggest loser

Shit, I didn't even know you were here.

;425349']money on his account so that he may purchase items from the comisary

OK, thanks Henjes. I assumed it was something like that, but wanted to know for sure.

Rocky had come equipped with a gun

To shoot off the legs of his rival

OK bro. Have a good birthday, if you can. BTW, what does adding to his book mean? Sorry, I not know lingo.

you put money into peoples "books" so they can buy stuff while they are in there.. food, shoes, tv's, etc..

what henjes said..

Let me know if I can help too, odd. Peace.

i spent 6 years of my life exclusively with another chick.. well. technically a chick, but hardly.
anyways.
going out with chicks and making moves and all that with chicks is way easier than it is with guys.
dont sweat it.
if the mood is right does it matter who makes the first move..?
just dig in and go to town.


whatever you do, just aim north.



wow. thanks. repped

Let me know if I can help too, odd. Peace.

thanks bruddah..

wow. thanks. repped


you going cooter hunting or what

wow. thanks. repped

wanna make out?

:popcorn:

wanna make out?

gross, there goes all your lesbo sex appeal

gross, there goes all your lesbo sex appeal

im not a lesbo.

seriously though,... same sex relationships are a sin, Against the word of god

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1328934/2/istockphoto_1328934_martial_arts.jpg

im not a lesbo.

*you are a hobo

*m

*u

*http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/396946929_7be7af2b9b.jpg

*http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/429291789_a8253c78a9.jpg

can you set your text here to be a different font automatically like in the shout box?

That is a big font.

can you set your text here to be a different font automatically like in the shout box?

negative

i wanna post like this from now on

its more eyecatching.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/428087348_f14e4455e3.jpg?v=0

i wanna post like this from now on its more eyecatching.

Not to mention annoying...

DO IT!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/429436319_e30cff6bfe.jpg?v=1174496785

can you do that henjes?

brad?

wanna make out?


sure why not

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/429436319_e30cff6bfe.jpg?v=1174496785

can you do that henjes?

brad?

I could do her

infact this will be my new gimmick.

posting pics of chicks doing this.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/317764158_8cd35eafa4.jpg?v=0

can you do that henjes?

brad?

What??

sure why not


*beats brad too it*


*pulls on wizard hat*

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/429436319_e30cff6bfe.jpg?v=1174496785

can you do that henjes?

brad?


I just had like 20 million different ideas run through my head seeing that

What??


this.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/407995722_a0c755927e.jpg?v=0

*beats brad too it*


*pulls on wizard hat*


"I'm a black guy!"

*beats brad too it*


*pulls on wizard hat*

I am out of mana anyway. Used it up in the shower before work.

I just had like 20 million different ideas run through my head seeing that

did any involve a kielbasa?

"I'm a black guy!"

LMFAO!!!!111

I just had like 20 million different ideas run through my head seeing that


i only had one. it involved sticking my dick in it.

its a recurring idea i have when i see chicks.

infact this will be my new gimmick.

posting pics of chicks doing this.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/317764158_8cd35eafa4.jpg?v=0


well thanks for already ruining it for me

sure why not

lesbo.

I am out of mana anyway. Used it up in the shower before work.


sticky hands.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/429492467_fe5ac36e89.jpg?v=0

;425440']did any involve a kielbasa?


no, but the first was that porn stars should learn how to do that. i dunno, i just cant watch a DP scene when theres a guy on the bottom with a chick on top with another guy on her. seems to me this stand up thing would be good since both men could comfortably stand side by side

sticky hands.

It took me 2 hours before I could let go of the mouse.

lesbo.
i cant help it

no, but the first was that porn stars should learn how to do that. i dunno, i just cant watch a DP scene when theres a guy on the bottom with a chick on top with another guy on her. seems to me this stand up thing would be good since both men could comfortably stand side by side

you have much to learn about the power of tubed meat

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/143547336_53dc662bd5.jpg?v=0

would ya do her may?

;425455']you have much to learn about the power of tubed meat


are you the one to teach her?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/429436317_d2e5e7841d.jpg?v=1174496824

you could do a series of instructionals.

henjes cock tricks 101


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/428377076_26acd75c9e.jpg?v=0

first lesson-chill the meat

henjes cock tricks 101


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/428377076_26acd75c9e.jpg?v=0

she looks like she lives out of the back of a truck

LMFAO!!!!111
"i'm a paladin(sp?) with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D four damage as my half elf madge wields his plus five holy avenger"

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/143547336_53dc662bd5.jpg?v=0

would ya do her may?


is she over 18?

"paladins can't use the helm of disintegration"

p.s.
wtf@pussy pumps.

creepy.

sticky hands.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/429492467_fe5ac36e89.jpg?v=0


more of her please

"i'm a paladin(sp?) with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D four damage as my half elf madge wields his plus five holy avenger"

Paladins can't use the Helm of Disintegration!

I never understood the appeal

"paladins can't use the helm of disintegration"

WORKPWNED!

Paladins can't use the Helm of Disintegration!
too slow

WORKPWNED!
how was the pizza?

p.s.
wtf@pussy pumps.

creepy.

inverted cervix

how was the pizza?

Didn't do it. If I do tomorrow, I will post pics. He always has something in there I can steal.

;425493']inverted cervix

+1, hawt! All the blood rushes to one spot.

Didn't do it. If I do tomorrow, I will post pics. He always has something in there I can steal.


hahah you post pics and I'll rep you 5 times and give you more points

hahah you post pics and I'll rep you 5 times and give you more points

Shit, I would HAVE to post pics!!

http://www.asianshemalesxxx.com/images/mpegs_2006/linda86.jpg

Pic

I didn't like the looks of that link. How bad was it??

;425493']inverted cervix

what does cervical eversion have to do with a pussy pump..?

what does cervical eversion have to do with a pussy pump..?

Depends on suction power I guess. Dyson > pussy pump

I didn't like the looks of that link. How bad was it??

i think its a tranny using a penis pump

in a fridge?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/427205177_36a3e04fc2.jpg

Depends on suction power I guess. Dyson > pussy pump


dysons dont lose suction!

dysons dont lose suction!

Correct!! They work great. (for vacuuming)

i have a dyson.

i have a dyson.

Try it u will like it.

i wish i could have one. i got a stupid fucking hoover.

dont hoover up fine dust with it - like plaster dust.

it will fuck it up.

Try it u will like it.

on my vadge.. or the floor..?

i wish i could have one. i got a stupid fucking hoover.

Dyson pwns hard. They have a new smaller one out now too.

on my vadge.. or the floor..?

Umm...yes??

i think its a tranny using a penis pump

asian tranny..

god bless the internet

Is it just me or does it seem that every normal heterosexual woman who becomes a fucked up, broke, no job havin bitch decides that she is all of a sudden a lesbo.

its a cry for help. please send cash via paypal to may..aka..sexkitten so she can go get a shrink and he can skullfuck her back into reality

Is it just me or does it seem that every normal heterosexual woman who becomes a fucked up, broke, no job havin bitch decides that she is all of a sudden a lesbo.

its a cry for help. please send cash via paypal to may..aka..sexkitten so she can go get a shrink and he can skullfuck her back into reality

Damn, harsh bro.

wtf that didnt go through?

Is it just me or does it seem that every normal heterosexual woman who becomes a fucked up, broke, no job havin bitch decides that she is all of a sudden a lesbo.

its a cry for help. please send cash via paypal to may..aka..sexkitten so she can go get a shrink and he can skullfuck her back into reality



yes, "all of a sudden"... did you read this thread? I'm pretty sure i mentioned shes the only girl I ever liked and that i've liked her since i was 15... thats 7 years. yes, suddenly a lezbo. also, did you check the date this thread was made? I had money and a job at the time.

you should do a 3 some with her and your boyfriend!

and post pics.

you should do a 3 some with her and your boyfriend!

and post pics.



i wouldnt ever let him touch her.

she deserves better

well just post pics of the twosome then!