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i never eat a piggum cuz i pugi pig is a cop

tumbleweed

hof?

dude... your pupils... how much MDMA did you take? holy shit!

fucken air dusterr plus weedd plus malt likka mann

Ed Herman by malt liquor.

uyyyy, don't take that air duster shit man.

seriously, yeah.

duster is REALLLLLY bad for you dude.

your one ugly mofo 4sho.

do you get drunk to deal with not getting laid?

;431368']your one ugly mofo 4sho.

do you get drunk to deal with not getting laid?

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i gotttta 124 iq but i drink mysdelf away into abysses and air duster fucken pwnss u guyss

hey triangle is that jason69 in your av?

;431368']your one ugly mofo 4sho.

do you get drunk to deal with not getting laid?
:bravo:

i gotttta 124 iq but i drink mysdelf away into abysses and air duster fucken pwnss u guyss

stay away from duster man. i hear it makes you forget to shave.

;431372']hey triangle is that jason69 in your av?

hjaja yeah it's his baby picture:action banana:

aiiir dusterr5 odr die man

;431374']stay away from duster man. i hear it makes you forget to shave.
you'd think he'd know that

aiiir dusterr5 odr die man

dude, duster is like one of those things you do when you're 15 and regret later because you realize how gay it is.

im a fucken loser man...i dont gotte a job...havent eer had sex...gottta hand job 3 years ago thatsdss fuckein it man..fuck ima drunk piecee of shit man

im a fucken loser man...i dont gotte a job...havent eer had sex...gottta hand job 3 years ago thatsdss fuckein it man..fuck ima drunk piecee of shit man



repped for drunken confessions but really, stop with the air duster shit.

im a fucken loser man...i dont gotte a job...havent eer had sex...gottta hand job 3 years ago thatsdss fuckein it man..fuck ima drunk piecee of shit man

no dude youre not a loser relax. youre not that old. i know a dude who's 27 and still hasn't gotten laid. you'll get some soon. just chill on the duster so you're still smart enough to actually have a conversation with a girl.

sex isn't everything anyway.

yeah but man wateverr man...ima apply fgor a job with the citty and hopefgully get a job cleain cleaning up partks parks man hopefully

that'd be cool. probably decent pay.

i dont knoow how to takt top gilrs man...i gotta know howe to talk to girls

i dont knoow how to takt top gilrs man...i gotta know howe to talk to girls
quit with the air duster and you might learn

;431376']hjaja yeah it's his baby picture:action banana:

Troof. We used to huff TV tuner in the 80's - then kids started dropping dead from the shit.

Drink a beer, smoke a joint, but leave that chemical shit alone dude - you really don't want to lose too many more brain cells.

rite now you are a loser to a girl.

its not hard to get some. shave, brush your hair, dress clean, and smell nice... 1st step to gettin laid.

next start tossin out lines to girls while your in the car with you boyz. at first youll crash and burn but after a while you should figure it out. girls like confident funny guys. give them somethin like "i got that skirt too...but it looks bettr on you" or to a girl wearin pink say "pinkz my favorite color"

laugh at me all you want but that shit works. it may not get you the puus at first or at all but it gets a smile and breaks the ice. thats the next step to gettin laid is makin em smile. truth bro.

;431386']no dude youre not a loser relax. youre not that old. i know a dude who's 27 and still hasn't gotten laid. you'll get some soon. just chill on the duster so you're still smart enough to actually have a conversation with a girl.

sex isn't everything anyway.

More troof! Rept for reaching out and trying to help a young buck.

Troof. We used to huff TV tuner in the 80's - then kids started dropping dead from the shit.

Drink a beer, smoke a joint, but leave that chemical shit alone dude - you really don't want to lose too many more brain cells.

fuck watervere man i dont care man...i gott dealt a shityy hand in life man...fuck brain cells

More troof! Rept for reaching out and trying to help a young buck.

that aint truth... sex is for sure important dude...he needs incentive more than pity

fuck watervere man i dont care man...i gott dealt a shityy hand in life man...fuck brain cells

that right ther bro, aint gonna get you no where

;431414']rite now you are a loser to a girl.

its not hard to get some. shave, brush your hair, dress clean, and smell nice... 1st step to gettin laid.

next start tossin out lines to girls while your in the car with you boyz. at first youll crash and burn but after a while you should figure it out. girls like confident funny guys. give them somethin like "i got that skirt too...but it looks bettr on you" or to a girl wearin pink say "pinkz my favorite color"

laugh at me all you want but that shit works. it may not get you the puus at first or at all but it gets a smile and breaks the ice. thats the next step to gettin laid is makin em smile. truth bro.

40 is on FIRE with the knowledge.

How old are you, Jason?

im fuckenewn hallucintating hallucinating hallucinating man fuck air dustettt awesokme man

;431418']that aint truth... sex is for sure important dude...he needs incentive more than pity

yea bro, i was gettin a lil pissed at first wit everyone rippin on the dude, but i see where your goin with it 40 bro

fuken 18 years young masn

thats rite. even if you dont believe it, you gotta tell yourself your the shit and and build some confidence. i used to be stupid like that too but then i realized how to get what i want. iyou just gotta want it bad enuff

yo seriously chill out with that duster bro, i dont think you wanna be the first NS poster to die in action

;431428']thats rite. even if you dont believe it, you gotta tell yourself your the shit and and build some confidence. i used to be stupid like that too but then i realized how to get what i want. iyou just gotta want it bad enuff

yea dude, with girls you just got take it. not in a rapist way either. but you'll know when the opportunity arises

;431414']rite now you are a loser to a girl.

its not hard to get some. shave, brush your hair, dress clean, and smell nice... 1st step to gettin laid.

next start tossin out lines to girls while your in the car with you boyz. at first youll crash and burn but after a while you should figure it out. girls like confident funny guys. give them somethin like "i got that skirt too...but it looks bettr on you" or to a girl wearin pink say "pinkz my favorite color"

laugh at me all you want but that shit works. it may not get you the puus at first or at all but it gets a smile and breaks the ice. thats the next step to gettin laid is makin em smile. truth bro.

alternately, paint your fingernails black and dress weird. you wont even have to talk to them, they will come to you. still need them brain cells to talk back, but it takes out the hardest part. and i can speak to this, cause i do it, and it works. specially if you act like you dont give a fuck at all. for some reason they like that. 40oz speaks true tho, make em laugh and its easy from there.

fucke m,an in grade 9 i had two gf's attt the same time..and i was a dickhjole man...i feel bad about it man...my gf in the otherr city was awesome and she asked me to her prom but i pussied out cuz i was afraid and she realllly liked me too...now she got another boyfriend and ima losetr..fuck i feel bad about fuckin her over man

if they think you dont want them they will chase you. if you make it obvios you likeem they will turn theyre back. be a dick...youll get to use your dick...just dont be an asshole

;431418']that aint truth... sex is for sure important dude...he needs incentive more than pity

Yeah it is truth bro, sex needs to be the end goal, not the means to an end - in this case happiness.

You gotta work on yourself first, Jason. Like 40 said, put the huffer down, get a shower and a shave and put on a clean shirt. That's a good start. Get a job, spend more time doing things to improve yourself like working, exercising or reading a book. You'll start to feel better about yourself. Once you feel good about yourself AND your prospects in life, then you will find you have no problem talking to girls.

I have never been much of a line tosser, I always just started a conversation with them just like I would a guy. In a bar, if she's watching the game, ask her the score. Then ask her who she is roooting for. Start a normal conversation and you'll be surprised how easy it is. At a bus station? Ask her what time it is. Ask her which bus she is waiting for or if she is heading to work - small talk man. That's all it takes.

Bottom line though bro, getting laid will not make you happy. Getting on your feet and taking care of yourself will make you happy - and THAT will get you laid.

eh shit happens bro, cant dwell too much on the past tho. it will pestimize any possibility of your optimistic thoughts for the future

Yeah it is truth bro, sex needs to be the end goal, not the means to an end - in this case happiness.

You gotta work on yourself first, Jason. Like 40 said, put the huffer down, get a shower and a shave and put on a clean shirt. That's a good start. Get a job, spend more time doing things to improve yourself like working, exercising or reading a book. You'll start to feel better about yourself. Once you feel good about yourself AND your prospects in life, then you will find you have no problem talking to girls.

I have never been much of a line tosser, I always just started a conversation with them just like I would a guy. In a bar, if she's watching the game, ask her the score. Then ask her who she is roooting for. Start a normal conversation and you'll be surprised how easy it is. At a bus station? Ask her what time it is. Ask her which bus she is waiting for or if she is heading to work - small talk man. That's all it takes.

Bottom line though bro, getting laid will not make you happy. Getting on your feet and taking care of yourself will make you happy - and THAT will get you laid.


im tttooo fucked up mto too to read that man but i will whwne i get sober

im tttooo fucked up mto too to read that man but i will whwne i get sober


Stop drinking now and go sleep it off. You are too young to be getting this fucked up. You are starting down the wrong path. Everything in moderation bro.

+1 yea bro, and you should probalbly come back and reread this thread wen you are sober, it could be helpful on many different levels

i just did halg a air duster and im hallucinating purplee max monjsters ima out bros cya

i just did halg a air duster and im hallucinating purplee max monjsters ima out bros cya

Don't be a fucking jackass dude.

Don't be a fucking jackass dude.

i kno dude, i start to wonder with this guy, if he is completely sober and just lookin for E-sympathy

he did get totally shitface in like 10 minutes before... supposedly

i dont give a fuck what happens to this kid. i gave him the best advice i could...he'll either take it or not.

;431472']i dont give a fuck what happens to this kid. i gave him the best advice i could...he'll either take it or not.

For real.

lol 40 you come off as a dick sometimes but you got the right attitude bro, i gotta be more like that..."nice guys finish last".

whats an air duster?

the stuff you use to spray off your keyboard, some people huff that shit. ive tried it b4, its nothin special. light headed feeling for a minute or two...wow! and it fucks your brain up mad hard and is very dangerous for all that.

the stuff you use to spray off your keyboard, some people huff that shit. ive tried it b4, its nothin special. light headed feeling for a minute or two...wow! and it fucks your brain up mad hard and is very dangerous for all that.

yeah thats the same as sniffing pam (cooking spray), i used to sniff pam a few times....fucks with your head major.

lol 40 you come off as a dick sometimes but you got the right attitude bro, i gotta be more like that..."nice guys finish last".

just remember that for me homie. im a cool guy but im def a hard ass to ppl cuz i got not pity shame or respect for those who dont deserve it.

ok thanks for clearing that up!!

speaking of dane bramage - is anyone here concerned with the number of times they are hit in the head per week during sparring? i mean even if your gloves are up your heads still getting rattled...

;431494']just remember that for me homie. im a cool guy but im def a hard ass to ppl cuz i got not pity shame or respect for those who dont deserve it.

werd dude, thats how ya gotta be in this world...rep'd

man im just reading this thread now...i passed out at like 2:30 pm yesterday and i just woke up now and its 9 :21 am...ima lay off that shit bros....some great advice thanks

Should I wait for a few replies, or just pay to de-bump this now?

i just did halg a air duster and im hallucinating purplee max monjsters ima out bros cya

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ok thanks for clearing that up!!

speaking of dane bramage - is anyone here concerned with the number of times they are hit in the head per week during sparring? i mean even if your gloves are up your heads still getting rattled...

I think about that sometimes but then I say fuck it.

i have this little rule I use:

dont let people punch my head, I'm just hrowing that out there, you guys make your own rules

your first step should be spell check.