I want to put cream on you and lick it off

*wrenches asscheeks apart*

ok. im ready

gross you are a guy

I think

well you wanted to lick cream off me.


unless you were talking to may....

I was talkin to all the ladies out there. I am trying to be more confident with females.

well if that line works then your in for a good night.

....what sort of cream you gonna use?

single? double? whipped? the stuff out the can?

ahahah. Funny.