A couple Jehovas came to my house a few years ago. I had just finished tripping on mushrooms so lets just say I was in the mood to talk. The lady informed me about how alot of stuff in the normal christian bible actually happened different in reality. The Lady said she was gonna come back with her husband and bring coffee. They showed up a couple days later and I hid inside and didnt answer the door.

pussy

niakiruh is a pussy

plus one

tell her your mom is black

I always felt sad for the kids at school because they didnt have birthdays or christmas. They always looked depressed.

Next time they come to my house Im going to drive my house away.

did you save them a cracker and some turkey?

I counter their watchtower books with tranny porn.

you should tell them you are the wampire and try to suck their blood.

then pull out the tranny porn

oh yeah - was the chick hot?

and if this happened a couple of years ago why is it just coming out now?

did you repress the memory?

if the chick was hot you could have made sexual bargains for your attendance at their church or whatever they do their praying worship thing in.

oh yeah - was the chick hot?

There were two women, one was old but there was a younger one who might have been ok if she would wear makeup and stop wearing clothes from Little House on the Prairie.

bradski will know all about their methods for attracting new blood into the cult.

he will tell us the ways to get oral sex when they ring your bell.

its all in the handshake.

There were two women, one was old but there was a younger one who might have been ok if she would wear makeup and stop wearing clothes from Little House on the Prairie.


for real? i have a thing for that.

i wish they'd come to my door.

i'd sit and rub myself while they told me of their............. whatever the fuck they do.

There were two women, one was old but there was a younger one who might have been ok if she would wear makeup and stop wearing clothes from Little House on the Prairie.

that shit is hot. you know that bitch has underwear that looks like tablecloths

oh yeah.... the hours of masterbation ive had from little house on the prarie... especially when the chick went blind.

that shit is hot. you know that bitch has underwear that looks like tablecloths


it puts you in the mood for eating?

the blind Mary years were the worst

Bonanza>Little House

The Ponderosa>Crappy Farmhouse

im sure one got crippled too.

hawt!

anyway highway to heaven > little house

that curly haired guy pumps my nads.

is he dead yet?

i might go dig him up for a strange sexual ritual.

did everyone else loose an hour out their weekend cos the clocks went forward?

how fucking shit is that? getting up tommorow is gonna be a pain in the ass.

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Highway to Heaven never did it for me

Bonanza>all

Cartrights>Gracies

they came to my house a few yrs back, they said have a few min. to listen to our beliefs. I said sure ...but before you come in i need to tell ya my beliefs. they agreed....so i said around my house we believe in nudity.. so you will have to take off all your clothes to talk to me in my house. they turned around and have never come back.

I should let shane west answer the door next time. Then again I dont want my little buddy to get taken away by a cult of loonies.

Highway to Heaven never did it for me

Bonanza>all

Cartrights>Gracies


i never liked any of them.

the equaliser > bonanza

Bonanza pwns, Little Joe, Adam, Hoss, The dad are all awesome

edward woodward would have killed them all

fucken who saiddd thjat want som,e cheese???

i knew a girl from a jehovah's witness family in high school. she was max depressed and addicted to dramamine. she was hot though.

A couple Jehovas came to my house a few years ago. I had just finished tripping on mushrooms so lets just say I was in the mood to talk. The lady informed me about how alot of stuff in the normal christian bible actually happened different in reality. The Lady said she was gonna come back with her husband and bring coffee. They showed up a couple days later and I hid inside and didnt answer the door.

Ah, what a wasted opportunity. You can seriously have some fun with those people. Ask them what is life like on planet Kalob.