View Full Version : Is the Christian God a Woman?


henry
02-20-2007, 02:31 PM
Being on the outside of Christian religion I was wondering where you, people of Christian faith, stand on God's sex; male, female or an asexual entity.

oddtopsy
02-20-2007, 02:35 PM
god's not a woman...... .. .






























































(hes a bitch)

henry
02-20-2007, 02:37 PM
GOD SPEED FAGGOT!!!111

posts like this are not appreciated...

oddtopsy
02-20-2007, 02:38 PM
i changed it...

henry
02-20-2007, 02:38 PM
I wonder if I should of also put that if God is indeed a woman, is she black or white.

henry
02-20-2007, 02:38 PM
I vote black.

henry
02-20-2007, 02:39 PM
With a fat ass and lopsided tit-tays.

henry
02-20-2007, 02:40 PM
I wish God was a woman.

amanamagus
02-20-2007, 05:38 PM
Well actually, I think the question should be, Is the God according to Christian Faith, Male or Female.?!?

HarshReality
02-21-2007, 01:48 AM
;365692']Being on the outside of Christian religion I was wondering where you, people of Christian faith, stand on God's sex; male, female or an asexual entity.


Your an idiot.. Right here this moron thinks "god" is some hot blonde with huge tits givin out free blow jobs...

I suggest you take your head out of your ass and put more thought into your questions..

henry
02-21-2007, 07:50 AM
Your an idiot.. Right here this moron thinks "god" is some hot blonde with huge tits givin out free blow jobs...

I suggest you take your head out of your ass and put more thought into your questions..

What's wrong with this question? Did I ruffle the feathers on your angel wings? I asked an honest question and apparently your Christian upbringing caused you to seek out and destroy those who oppose your God. Fucking tool.

Jim
02-21-2007, 08:27 AM
Your an idiot.. Right here this moron thinks "god" is some hot blonde with huge tits givin out free blow jobs...

I suggest you take your head out of your ass and put more thought into your questions..

Has christianity robbed u of ur sense of humour?
The idea that there is some white dude with a beard in the sky, taking notes on whether you've been nauty or nice is amusing to most thinking people.
Hence the nature of this thread.

nzjujitsu
02-21-2007, 09:24 AM
God is not a woman. he is a male

nzjujitsu
02-21-2007, 09:24 AM
imo

HarshReality
02-21-2007, 11:43 AM
;366790']What's wrong with this question? Did I ruffle the feathers on your angel wings? I asked an honest question and apparently your Christian upbringing caused you to seek out and destroy those who oppose your God. Fucking tool.

is yoru mom a guy or a dog?? thats how respectful your question is you ignorant fuck..

Stupid tuf noob, be gone.. i think i hear a bus, you should go jump in front of it..

henry
02-21-2007, 11:58 AM
is yoru mom a guy or a dog?? thats how respectful your question is you ignorant fuck..

Stupid tuf noob, be gone.. i think i hear a bus, you should go jump in front of it..

Respect what? Your God? Fuck off!! I asked a question, I didn't make statement. Don't get mad at me you dirty piece of shit because you cannot grasp the idea of your god being any less than perfect. And as far as tuf noob comment, I don't see where god comes into play in MMA, or a sherdog noob comeback while speaking about religous views-you are a fucking idiot.

HarshReality
02-21-2007, 04:19 PM
;367136']Respect what? Your God? Fuck off!! I asked a question, I didn't make statement. Don't get mad at me you dirty piece of shit because you cannot grasp the idea of your god being any less than perfect. And as far as tuf noob comment, I don't see where god comes into play in MMA, or a sherdog noob comeback while speaking about religous views-you are a fucking idiot.

no not my god, just have respect for what u dont' understand or dont' care to educate yourself on..
P.S i refer to any moron that's dumb enough to ask a question like that as a TUF noob.. it's my way of calling you a 12yr old, hopefully you'll get the picture and grow the fuk up..

I'm hoping your moms a dog, i find it saddening that somethign so stupid and ignorant came from another human.

Sepiku .
02-21-2007, 11:38 PM
Why would a supposed eternally powerful entity need a sex?

VicDienekes
02-21-2007, 11:52 PM
no not my god, just have respect for what u dont' understand or dont' care to educate yourself on..
Like you have for grammar and punctuation?
P.S i refer to any moron that's dumb enough to ask a question like that as a TUF noob.. it's my way of calling you a 12yr old, hopefully you'll get the picture and grow the fuk up..
LMFAO at a guy that starts an argument on an internet telling someone to grow up. I take it your seminars on mature, intelligent discussion are over-subscribed...`i hope your mom's a dog` is a great title for them by the way.
I'm hoping your moms a dog, i find it saddening that somethign so stupid and ignorant came from another human.

Stupidity and ignorance are clearly qualities you possess in abundance. Just by the by, most people aren't too bright and happen to be ignorant about alot of things. It's a safe bet you are the latter, but describing you as not too bright would be an act of remarkable charity.

HarshReality
02-22-2007, 12:38 PM
dude u have way too much time on your hands.. It's funny you bable about what i did (picking a fight??) I think that was thread starter that did that..

Any way disecting someones comments on a forum is pointless, especially for the purpose you used it for.. I could see if you had somethign intelligent to say but again picking apart grammer in something that is far from a grammar test is again pointles... when you pull your head from your boyfriends lap, feel free to respond.

Jim
02-23-2007, 10:09 AM
dude u have way too much time on your hands.. It's funny you bable about what i did (picking a fight??) I think that was thread starter that did that..

Any way disecting someones comments on a forum is pointless, especially for the purpose you used it for.. I could see if you had somethign intelligent to say but again picking apart grammer in something that is far from a grammar test is again pointles... when you pull your head from your boyfriends lap, feel free to respond.

"disecting someones comments on a forum is pointless".
You only say that because u couldn't do it.Thats prolly y u had to nitpick on the grammer point.

noxzema
07-14-2007, 09:21 PM
I think it's up to the believe to believe what he wants. South Park got a crazy short creature as God and i was like whoa!!!! That's some craziness.

kermitthefrayer
07-14-2007, 10:58 PM
IMO God exists outside of our tangible reality and therefore things like gender race age ect. do not exist in same space time as God does.

{username}
07-14-2007, 11:05 PM
my god is a tranny

mastema13
08-07-2007, 03:09 AM
My god is not a tranny .Cross dresser, maybe.

RoryZilla
08-07-2007, 03:10 AM
Being on the outside of Christian religion I was wondering where you, people of Christian faith, stand on God's sex; male, female or an asexual entity.

Non-existant deity.

Evil
08-07-2007, 03:13 AM
God is waiting for our perfection, then we will all be one.

meepins
08-07-2007, 08:02 PM
God is waiting for our perfection, then we will all be one.
I'm not being one with you fag!

Evil
08-07-2007, 09:44 PM
I'm not being one with you fag!

You have no choice. :friends:

Pcmaker
08-08-2007, 04:26 AM
God is neither female nor male. God is an entity. He created Man and Woman.

lancaster
08-08-2007, 04:49 AM
God is neither female nor male. God is an entity. He created Man and Woman.

If god doesn't have a gender, then why would s/he create two sexes? Especially as sex seems to be the source of much sin, which s/he then has to stamp out with floods and what not. It seems a bit of an oversight for an omniscient being.

Evil
08-09-2007, 10:47 PM
If god doesn't have a gender, then why would s/he create two sexes? Especially as sex seems to be the source of much sin, which s/he then has to stamp out with floods and what not. It seems a bit of an oversight for an omniscient being.

Someday we will all understand, but not yet. I don't even try because I know that an entity that is able to create everything we know out of nothing is beyond our understanding. Its like trying to teach a dog advanced trigonometry, its just not going to happen.

Pcmaker
08-10-2007, 12:10 AM
If god doesn't have a gender, then why would s/he create two sexes? Especially as sex seems to be the source of much sin, which s/he then has to stamp out with floods and what not. It seems a bit of an oversight for an omniscient being.

Because God can. He doesn't answer to ANYONE.

lancaster
08-10-2007, 01:41 AM
Because God can. He doesn't answer to ANYONE.

... except his Mom.