View Full Version : Dane Cook


Blunt Object
02-09-2007, 02:17 AM
That man is fucking hilarious...

Rusty Shackleford
02-09-2007, 02:19 AM
meh

Blunt Object
02-09-2007, 02:20 AM
imma find some of his standup up and post it later

simply
02-09-2007, 02:27 AM
meh

Asimov
02-09-2007, 02:41 AM
I like him.

El Chupanarba
02-09-2007, 03:06 AM
harmful if swallowed>retaliation

Chickenjorge
02-09-2007, 03:37 AM
he's pretty funny,m but it doesnt work well when someone else tells you the same thing.

i think it's only the way he says it.

Chickenjorge
02-09-2007, 03:37 AM
still, he's pretty tight.

Gumshoe
02-09-2007, 03:50 AM
he fucking sucks

Blunt Object
02-09-2007, 04:42 AM
he fucking sucks

really?

Chaz
02-09-2007, 04:58 AM
Dane Cook is lame.

The Fire
02-09-2007, 05:47 AM
If you have to rip off Rogan's shit, then you CAN'T be good.

The Phenomenal Resin
02-09-2007, 05:53 AM
That man is fucking hilarious...

yeah if you have the same mindset as a 12 year old.

UTT
02-09-2007, 05:53 AM
Dane Cook is a piece of shit. He's only funny to white people.

Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, George Lopez, and Mencia are 1 million times better.

Gumshoe
02-09-2007, 05:54 AM
really?

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/4761/danecookwithmonkeyii2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Blunt Object
02-09-2007, 05:54 AM
Dane Cook is a piece of shit. He's only funny to white people.

Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, George Lopez, and Mencia are 1 million times better.

really??? i can agree with the last thing you said but not the first...i'm not white

UTT
02-09-2007, 05:55 AM
really??? i can agree with the last thing you said but not the first...i'm not white

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/musclesurf/coconut-white.jpg

Blunt Object
02-09-2007, 05:57 AM
i'm far from it

Gumshoe
02-09-2007, 05:59 AM
really??? i can agree with the last thing you said but not the first...i'm not white

then you're black person who have much money who can enjoy white shitty humor

Blunt Object
02-09-2007, 06:01 AM
then you're black person who have much money who can enjoy white shitty humor

and who the fuck are you? j/w

Gumshoe
02-09-2007, 06:02 AM
and who the fuck are you? j/w

read sig noob

Blunt Object
02-09-2007, 06:02 AM
read sig noob

peep the pope

UTT
02-09-2007, 06:05 AM
read sig noob

Twinkle twinkle little star

Gumshoe
02-09-2007, 06:06 AM
Twinkle twinkle little star

hi, i'm magnum man

henry
02-09-2007, 06:12 AM
Sorry, but Dane Cook is unfunny. Middle class white college humor is shit.

Gumshoe
02-09-2007, 06:14 AM
;342536']Sorry, but Dane Cook is unfunny. Middle class white college humor is shit.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8813/orlyowlas8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Blunt Object
02-09-2007, 06:15 AM
:thatsgay:

Chaz
02-09-2007, 06:53 AM
Colin Baker is my favorite Comedian

Gumshoe
02-09-2007, 07:00 AM
Colin Baker is my favorite Comedian

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Blunt Object
02-09-2007, 07:05 AM
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1334/monkeyzr2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

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erskine777
02-09-2007, 07:08 AM
eh...mencia is okay but his catchphrase is pretty stupid. i mean, its fine if youre a racist, ten year old...but whatever floats your boat.

dane cook is hilarious. dont judge him on the comedy central presents episode because that was pretty dismal. his insomniac tour and other hbo specials are some of the funniest shit ive ever seen

Blunt Object
02-09-2007, 07:09 AM
eh...mencia is okay but his catchphrase is pretty stupid. i mean, its fine if youre a racist, ten year old...but whatever floats your boat.

dane cook is hilarious. dont judge him on the comedy central presents episode because that was pretty dismal. his insomniac tour and other hbo specials are some of the funniest shit ive ever seen

yup. vicious circle/ retaliation/ harmful if swallowes

The Phenomenal Resin
02-09-2007, 07:35 AM
uyyyyyyyyyyyy

Asimov
02-09-2007, 08:27 AM
Russell peters>all.

Rob
02-09-2007, 08:37 AM
Russell peters>all.

Yeah I like Russell too. Have you seen outsourced Ven?

Asimov
02-09-2007, 08:39 AM
Yeah I like Russell too. Have you seen outsourced Ven?

of course.

That was funny as hell.

Rob
02-09-2007, 08:40 AM
of course.

That was funny as hell.

Which did you like better the Comedy Now show or Outsourced?

Asimov
02-09-2007, 08:43 AM
Which did you like better the Comedy Now show or Outsourced?

which comedy now show?are you talking about the one where he is wearing the white buttoned up shirt?

Rob
02-09-2007, 08:45 AM
which comedy now show?are you talking about the one where he is wearing the white buttoned up shirt?

Yeah with the orange background where he does the mall Chinese guy joke

Asimov
02-09-2007, 09:34 AM
Yeah with the orange background where he does the mall Chinese guy joke

yeah..
I like that one way better.

that's the first time I saw him, and it was brilliant...then I got, and collected other stuff from him.

ninjashoes
02-09-2007, 10:44 AM
I thought this was some Dr. Who shit...

meh

Rob
02-09-2007, 01:20 PM
I don't know how often you guys visit break.com but in the comments section there's a "Dane Cook sucks balls" comment x50 in every section. Does anybody know what this is about, on that site its everywhere its even translated into different languages.

Hater_Huntin
02-16-2007, 10:18 PM
Honestly i think he's way overhyped. His stuff is funny but not as funny as some ppl would like you to beleive

tyler1
02-17-2007, 06:32 AM
Never heard of him.

BRN
02-17-2007, 06:47 AM
decent but overated by some

Shogunownes
02-17-2007, 06:53 AM
dane cook is weak

Neclord
02-17-2007, 04:51 PM
Dane Cook is my favorite comedian. His Vicious Circle special is fucking hilarious. I do think he should stay away from acting b/c he can't do that for shit.

Shogunownes
02-19-2007, 10:27 AM
Dane Cook is my favorite comedian. His Vicious Circle special is fucking hilarious. I do think he should stay away from acting b/c he can't do that for shit.

he just yells shit all the time and it's supposed to be hillarious.

tropicana619
02-19-2007, 10:32 AM
Another unfunny, rookie comedian who steals jokes from veterans, but "enhances" punchlines by yelling more often.

chop
02-19-2007, 10:34 AM
Dane Cook is funny shit

henry
02-19-2007, 10:35 AM
Sarah Silverman > Dane Cook

blackthorne
02-21-2007, 01:49 AM
I'm still laughing at someone admitting to liking Mencia- Ned Holness- even after everything that went down with Rogan. Dane Cook sucks also, and his history as a joke thief is well-documented, so not only does he suck, he can't even write his own material and the stuff he does write is clinically dumb i.e. "dur hur, wouldn't it be soooo funny if an atheist became a tree and then got processed as paper on a Bible, ha! Catholicism is cool everyone!

meepins
02-26-2007, 04:33 AM
I don't find Dane Cookvery funny at all. His act is all shtick and no substance. He is also a known joke thief.
I can understand his popularity with the idiot demographic , among shining lights such as 'Ashton Kutcher', 'Carlos Menica' and the 'Jackass' crew .. Bam magera et al (who don't seem to have realised the joke was over a while ago) , yes Dane's inane observations go down a treat...



Whos that in the avatar blackthorne? Is it Dawkins?

IMAMEX
02-27-2007, 01:35 AM
LOUIS CK > RETALIATION

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I actually was a big fan and bought both albums then I started hearing shit about his blatant theft. I still think the first album is pretty good cause I havent seen him knick any of those bits from other comics but that video just makes me like retaliation all the less.

The Phenomenal Resin
02-27-2007, 05:09 AM
dane cook is whack as fuck