*except for the anti-masturbating part


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg

"Kellogg made sure that the bowel of each and every patient was plied with water, from above and below. His favorite device was an enema machine (“just like one I saw in Germany”) that could run fifteen gallons of water through an unfortunate bowel in a matter of seconds. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt — half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema “thus planting the protective germs where they are most needed and may render most effective service”. The yogurt served to replace the intestinal flora of the bowel, creating what Kellogg claimed was a squeaky clean intestine."

Wow, thats a strange dude....

I thought this thread was going to be about me..I'm very disappointed.

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I'll masturbate and eat some frosted flakes in honor of this guy.