I HAVE INCREDIBLE CHARISMA. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?!

found it

SO YOU THINK YOUR A BETTER WRESTLER THAN ME?!

IM TURNING MY REAL NAME INTO A GIMMICK BROZE. THE GIMMICK OF THE GREATEST PRO WRESTLER IN THE WORLD.

I have good mic skils.

I'm a fuckin' luchadore.

I'm banging the owner's daughter, I win.

I'm banging the owner's daughter, I win.


call that guy triple h

YOU GUYS HAVE WEAK CHARISMA. YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO HEEL POP A CROWD, TALK TO ME SON.

I have no idea what you just typed right there.

Hmmmmm.

u r. now go blade yo self and hit o self wit a chait to male ud hsppy.

I'M A BETTER PRO WRESTLER THAN ALL OF YOU

And you think this a useful talent?

haha

I think I was on a high volume of drugs when I made this post. I don't know what the fuck is going on here. rofl..

funny...

i dont think so. my gimmick is that a signed a contract in which i can't lose.

you can breach contract, bitch.

I still say that, despite the madness, the steroid abuse, the lack of any skill at all... the Ultimate Warrior was one of the most entertaining. Can't get enough of his mindless ranting. Shit cracks me up.