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hotnewton
02-01-2007, 03:53 AM
In response to the post your favorite movies thread I thought I'd start a Least-Favorite movies thread.

Some of my least favorite movies in no particular order:

- The Da Vinci Code - What a Joke
- D2: The Might Ducks - Makes hockey look stupid, I feel embarrassesd when I watch it
- Miami Vice - I expected something decent... who approved this crap?

I'll add more when I think of them, it's a lot harder than I thought it'd be to compile a huge list of movies I hate

Please add your least favorite movies

Chickenjorge
02-01-2007, 03:55 AM
house of 1000 corpses.

that shit was so gay, it seemed so low budget and fake. really bad movie.

sean damon
02-01-2007, 04:10 AM
home alone 2.

CHE
02-01-2007, 04:14 AM
most chick flicks and all musicals suck

sean damon
02-01-2007, 04:15 AM
most chick flicks and all musicals suck

even the music man?

CHE
02-01-2007, 04:15 AM
even the music man?

never seen it

sean damon
02-01-2007, 04:24 AM
never seen it

dont. its pretty lame. i was forced to see as a youth while my dad wached it. i will never forget that crap.

svr01
02-01-2007, 06:52 PM
house of 1000 corpses.

that shit was so gay, it seemed so low budget and fake. really bad movie.

I liked house of 1000 corpses, it was special. Didn't look very fake to me excep the over the top ending. Ok he ripped the showing of footage of other films from natural born killers but hey, it's rob zombie's first film. The budget was 7 000 000 dollar so that's pretty low budget.

Resin
02-03-2007, 12:42 PM
-The Da Vinci Code
I haven't seen it yet ... everyone seems to have mixed emotions about this film. I doubt i'll ever watch oh well ..........

Rob
02-03-2007, 12:46 PM
home alone 2.

You're asking for neg rep

ninjashoes
02-03-2007, 12:49 PM
Im sorry but I agree House of a 1000 Corpses was was of the worst movies I have seen, Rob Zombie makes great music though

Smoked Aces was shit

Davinci Code was so bad I nearly puked

House of Wax sucked balls, I thought it was gonna be wax people killing paris hilton

Not Another Teen movie was so unfunny and painful to watch

Dark Water was fuckin craptastic

Borat was horrible and unfunny

hotnewton
02-03-2007, 12:56 PM
I've though of some more

- House of the Dead - Worst Video Game to Movie ever
- Pit Fighter - Somebody hyped this movie up to me so I was let down when it sucked
- Batman Returns - Sorry if you guys liked it but in my opinion this movie sucked
- The Wicker Man (with Nic Cage) - expected a lot more from it... wasn't that bad in my opinion but everybody else I talk to hated it
- I will always know what you did last summer - I love slasher films but this movie was a waste of breath

hotnewton
02-03-2007, 01:02 PM
Im sorry but I agree House of a 1000 Corpses was was of the worst movies I have seen, Rob Zombie makes great music though

Smoked Aces was shit

Davinci Code was so bad I nearly puked

House of Wax sucked balls, I thought it was gonna be wax people killing paris hilton

Not Another Teen movie was so unfunny and painful to watch

Dark Water was fuckin craptastic

Borat was horrible and unfunny

I agree with almost all of those

except Smokin Aces because I haven't seen it (but I think it looks terrible)
House of Wax because I'm a slasher fanatic
and Not Another Teen movie because I liked it

But Da Vinci Code was horrible
Dark Water was incredibly bad (Grudge 2 bad)
House of 1000 corpses wasn't very good
and Borat (I only watched a bit but I didn't find it all that funny)

ninjashoes
02-03-2007, 01:46 PM
I've though of some more

- House of the Dead - Worst Video Game to Movie ever
- Pit Fighter - Somebody hyped this movie up to me so I was let down when it sucked
- Batman Returns - Sorry if you guys liked it but in my opinion this movie sucked
- The Wicker Man (with Nic Cage) - expected a lot more from it... wasn't that bad in my opinion but everybody else I talk to hated it
- I will always know what you did last summer - I love slasher films but this movie was a waste of breath

wicker man was shit, horrible movie

batman returns was pretty good you gotta like the Tim Burton weird feel though

Beanflicker
02-03-2007, 03:15 PM
An ex-girlfriend made me watch Rent a few years back. She had me sitting through a lot of musicals which I didn't mind but this one was torture. The dialogue and song lyrics were so fucking lame.

Other than that very few movies stick out as being terrible. I don't watch a lot of movies, usually only when they are recommended to me by friends, and usually if a movie is REALLY bad I'll enjoy it. BUt there are some movies that are just so lame I can't bare to watch them.

EDIT: Oh shit and Date Movie. My expectations were way too high going into that one

Ohlafuky
02-03-2007, 04:03 PM
Beerfest, watching now... hurting me

Agent Cooper
02-03-2007, 05:05 PM
Fast and the Furious... and all of its incarnations.

GOD
02-03-2007, 05:17 PM
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

ninjashoes
02-03-2007, 05:34 PM
whao bill and ted are awesome take that back

GOD
02-03-2007, 05:40 PM
whao bill and ted are awesome take that back

No way jose,the 1st one totally pwnt...the second one was complete dogshit imo,some sequels just should'nt be made.
just like Big top Pee Wee.:suicide2:

The_attack
02-03-2007, 08:21 PM
Stick it, and that gay movie with the drummer who can't read music, can't remember the name of it

Beanflicker
02-03-2007, 09:12 PM
Chasing Amy! I liek Kevin Smith but seeing that faggot Ben Alleck and that chick scream at each other annoyed the shit out of me

Resin
02-03-2007, 09:18 PM
I havent bothered to watch Beerfest... i dont think i want to see a movie that all day really do is just drink beer..... kinda boring to me

qrj
02-03-2007, 09:23 PM
Crash

Resin
02-03-2007, 09:32 PM
Crash



I kind of liked Crash

twinmatrix101
02-04-2007, 12:32 AM
I remember almost killing my self while watching 2 Fast 2 furious.

blackthorne
02-04-2007, 12:35 AM
Most of Kevin Smith's films, which are always overrated, and often not as funny as popularly believed. I'd also add Freddy Got Fingered. If the movie replayed him getting run over by the 18 wheeler while he was playing with the deer skin and looped the footage for a full two hours, *then* it would have been good.

jetjaguar
02-04-2007, 12:39 AM
showgirls!

qrj
02-04-2007, 12:41 AM
Torque was a bad 'un, Christina Milian in a Metallica t-shirt was the only remotely decent thing about it.

kropotkin
02-04-2007, 07:44 AM
I tried to watch "epic movie" last night but gave up after skipping through it looking for titties. God Damn that's a bad movie.

henry
02-04-2007, 09:06 AM
Bloodrayne has to be the shittiest movie ever!! You've got a good storyline and potential for a good flick and all that came out was SHIT SHIT SHIT. I watched it about a month ago and had a decent buzz going on, by the end of the movie I stopped drinking and went to bed, ruined my fucking night.

Resin
02-04-2007, 11:22 AM
Harold and Kumor's White Castle ......


this movie was god awful worst movie about herb ever.

hotnewton
02-05-2007, 07:59 AM
;332098']Bloodrayne has to be the shittiest movie ever!! You've got a good storyline and potential for a good flick and all that came out was SHIT SHIT SHIT. I watched it about a month ago and had a decent buzz going on, by the end of the movie I stopped drinking and went to bed, ruined my fucking night.

This movie was so bad I actually forgot it existed. I recant my earlier statement and change Bloodrayne to the worst Video Game to Movie ever. Funny thing is that House of the Dead and Bloodrayne were both made by Uwe Boll (I think) He fucking sucks.

That one broad had a nice rack though

chop
02-05-2007, 09:40 AM
I tried to watch "epic movie" last night but gave up after skipping through it looking for titties. God Damn that's a bad movie.

it couldnt be as bad as "Date Movie"
id rather stab my eyes out with a hot poker than watch that shit again except the Sophie Monk part

henry
02-05-2007, 10:20 AM
it couldnt be as bad as "Date Movie"
id rather stab my eyes out with a hot poker than watch that shit again except the Sophie Monk part

Epic movie is pretty horrible, I went to see it two days ago. At least I caught the matinee and wasn't totally fucked on admission.

chop
02-05-2007, 10:32 AM
;334957']Epic movie is pretty horrible, I went to see it two days ago. At least I caught the matinee and wasn't totally fucked on admission.

atleast I know not to download it now, It made by the same fuck ups who destroyed scary movie 3 and 4 and that piece of shit I mentioned

ArtOfWar
02-05-2007, 03:31 PM
Terminator 3 - Awful movie.

chop
02-05-2007, 04:20 PM
Terminator 3 - Awful movie.

I didnt think it was great but theres alot worse out there than that, apart from Arnie ofcourse the actors they used ruined it

Axeman
02-05-2007, 04:55 PM
i wanted to shoot myself when i was forced to watch Titanic

Resin
02-06-2007, 12:03 AM
;335160']i wanted to shoot myself when i was forced to watch Titanic



that movie sucks

hotnewton
02-06-2007, 04:19 AM
What the fuck was up with Scary Movie 3, 4, and Date Movie (and I'm guessing Epic Movie)? I loved the first two Scary Movies but they just started sucking.

Titanic was horrible it hurt my feelings that it won so many awards.

I'm adding 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend' to my list. That movie sucked balls

Rob
02-09-2007, 01:28 PM
Harold and Kumor's White Castle ......


this movie was god awful worst movie about herb ever.

Come on its not that bad. I actually like the movie *tries to think of good line from the movie... ah fuck* not in the thinking mode right now and havent seen the movie in a while

Rob
02-09-2007, 01:42 PM
Oh and it's "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle"

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i87/TOMATKINS/7.jpg

Has anyone here tried White Castle?

hotnewton
02-10-2007, 02:21 AM
Come on its not that bad. I actually like the movie *tries to think of good line from the movie... ah fuck* not in the thinking mode right now and havent seen the movie in a while

I liked it too, but only because of the scene in the X-treme dudes truck when the song Wilson Phillips song Hold On is playing

That was fucking classic

Blunt Object
02-10-2007, 02:24 AM
Oh and it's "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle"

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i87/TOMATKINS/7.jpg

Has anyone here tried White Castle?

good movie and yes white castle is good

Sloth
02-15-2007, 06:54 AM
Spawn. It sucks so bad it hurts.

Blunt Object
02-15-2007, 06:56 AM
Spawn. It sucks so bad it hurts.

i liked spawn to a certain extent lol

Sloth
02-15-2007, 07:11 AM
Lol, I just caught the last half of it on the FX an hour or two ago. The fat little demon guy got on my nerves real bad, he was just like the drawings in the comic book, though.

Fantouz
02-15-2007, 07:44 AM
National Security with Martin Lawrence. Actually anything with Martin Lawrence.

hotnewton
02-15-2007, 10:30 AM
National Security with Martin Lawrence. Actually anything with Martin Lawrence.

I hated Spawn but I liked National Security... I agree though I usually dislike Martin Lawrence films but I'm a big fan of Steve Zahn

bc32football
02-15-2007, 05:49 PM
Scary Movie 3,4
Napolean Dynamite

Axeman
02-16-2007, 04:18 PM
that movie sucks

hence why i wanted to shoot myself.:suicide2:

tyler1
02-17-2007, 05:28 AM
Any movie that involves Tim Allen or Eddie Murphey dressed up in fat suit.

BRN
02-17-2007, 05:30 AM
any and every harry potter movie

ninjashoes
02-17-2007, 05:55 AM
Wizard of Oz was pretty homosexual

Neclord
02-17-2007, 06:01 AM
I thought the following was horrible:

Scary Movie 3
Date Movie
ET
Wizard of Oz
all musicals except for Phantom of the Opera
chick flicks definitely suck hard

Sepiku .
02-17-2007, 06:14 AM
Cry baby is my least favorite movie.

tyler1
02-17-2007, 06:28 AM
I'd also add the new breed of horror film. Flimsy plot with jumpy camera work, bad lighting, and way more blood than is necessary. Good horror isn't about the gruesome details, it's all about the build up.

blackthorne
02-17-2007, 08:10 PM
My current least favorite is the one displayed in sepiku's sig. My eyes!

VTXRaider
02-18-2007, 01:18 AM
For me it was Caddyshack2 and Zoolander

hotnewton
02-18-2007, 11:01 AM
I have to say that The Departed... is not on my least favorite movies list

The Departed knocked my socks off... wow

hotnewton
02-18-2007, 11:03 AM
I'd also add the new breed of horror film. Flimsy plot with jumpy camera work, bad lighting, and way more blood than is necessary. Good horror isn't about the gruesome details, it's all about the build up.


Agree that good horror isn't about gruesome details (Original Black Christmas really scared the hell out of me) but I'm also a huge Slasher fan. I love these cheesy Slasher films that come out every month... always have and always will.

hotnewton
02-18-2007, 11:04 AM
For me it was Caddyshack2 and Zoolander


Disagree on Zoolander, I love Ben Stiller and the cornball humour in it made me laugh my ass off.

hotnewton
02-18-2007, 11:06 AM
Any movie that involves Tim Allen or Eddie Murphey dressed up in fat suit.

Agree 100%, who the fuck gave the go-ahead for Norbit to be made? What hurts me the most is that it was the biggest movie at the Box-Office the week it came out

Speaking of Tim Allen... adding Christmas with the Kranks to my list

Rob
02-18-2007, 12:50 PM
Disagree on Zoolander, I love Ben Stiller and the cornball humour in it made me laugh my ass off.

Yeah Zoolander is a great movie.

Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...

Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

chop
02-18-2007, 04:03 PM
Agree 100%, who the fuck gave the go-ahead for Norbit to be made? What hurts me the most is that it was the biggest movie at the Box-Office the week it came out

Speaking of Tim Allen... adding Christmas with the Kranks to my list

Eddie Murphy hasnt been in a movie I liked since Beverly hills copp

hotnewton
02-18-2007, 06:50 PM
Eddie Murphy hasnt been in a movie I liked since Beverly hills copp

I thought I-Spy was decent enough, and the Shreks, and I didn't mind Daddy Day Care but I agree, I haven't really liked any of the movies he's been in since Beverly Hills Cop... some are watchable but most are down right terrible

chop
02-18-2007, 06:55 PM
oh yeah shriek was good.

shimeytsi
02-18-2007, 06:58 PM
da vinci code - a bit boring

hotnewton
02-21-2007, 08:17 AM
da vinci code - a bit boring

Da Vinci code was more than a bit boring... especially with all the hype surrounding it. In my opinion Hype/Budget/Cast Da Vinci code is the 2nd worst movie made in the last 10 years. Just behind Miami Vice and just ahead of Godzilla

hotnewton
05-17-2007, 09:27 AM
Bringing it back Y'all

Spiderman 3 has now become my #1 least favorite movie of all time

Chickenjorge
05-17-2007, 09:36 AM
house of 1000 corpses- worse fuckin movie of all time. ive never fallen asleep in any movie, with the exception of this. (and stigmata, but that was in vegas and very very very late, but that was a good movie)

hotnewton
05-17-2007, 10:45 AM
^^^^ House of the Dead was a lot worse than House of 1000 Corpses... I didn't think House of 1000 corpses was all that bad... then again, I didn't think it ws all that good either

Axeman
05-19-2007, 02:44 PM
Any chick flick........ FUCK a Chick flick

hotnewton
05-21-2007, 10:41 AM
Any chick flick........ FUCK a Chick flick

+1... unless there's hot naked boobs and a little bit of ass, and a comedian... then I can handle a chick flick

Axeman
05-21-2007, 07:56 PM
+1... unless there's hot naked boobs and a little bit of ass, and a comedian... then I can handle a chick flick

You can get Tits, Ass and sometimes pussy in an action flick.

hotnewton
05-21-2007, 08:33 PM
You can get Tits, Ass and sometimes pussy in an action flick.


that's true, I'm just saying if I have to sit through a chick flick it needs a little titty, a little ass, and somebody funny and then I can handle watching them

Axeman
05-22-2007, 04:02 AM
that's true, I'm just saying if I have to sit through a chick flick it needs a little titty, a little ass, and somebody funny and then I can handle watching them

Not me... not even the Tit, Ass or Funny can save me at a chick flick.

Neo_Pop
05-22-2007, 05:43 AM
Anything with Robin Williams.

hotnewton
05-23-2007, 01:24 AM
Anything with Robin Williams.
Hahahahahha, I tend to agree, although I did enjoy Man of the Year

Sami83
05-23-2007, 11:59 AM
house of 1000 corpses- worse fuckin movie of all time. ive never fallen asleep in any movie, with the exception of this. (and stigmata, but that was in vegas and very very very late, but that was a good movie)

huh, house of 1000 corpses worst movie ever? no way. it wasnt the greatest but not the worst either. captain spaulding was the best character ever. you should watch the sequel, devils rejects. its 10 times better.

Sami83
05-23-2007, 12:01 PM
star wars movies are the most overrated flicks ever along with lord of the rings

Sami83
05-23-2007, 12:03 PM
someone mentioned freddy got fingered, i loved it. "daddy would you like some sausage? daddy would you like some sau-sa-ges?"

henry
05-23-2007, 12:21 PM
the honeymooners with cedric the unfunny entertainer is another

*I do like a good drama every now and then, I watch I am Sam with the wife everyonce and a while, sad but great movie.

hotnewton
05-24-2007, 03:27 AM
star wars movies are the most overrated flicks ever along with lord of the rings


I was liking your posts until you shat on LOTR... keep in mind I was not excited to watch these films at all and was dragged to the first one against my will and they are now in my top 10

Freddy Got Fingered is only funny after watching it several times (for me anyways)

Devils Rejects was pretty good, much better than 1000 corpses

Fuck Star Wars

Drewlius
05-24-2007, 06:59 AM
huh, house of 1000 corpses worst movie ever? no way. it wasnt the greatest but not the worst either. captain spaulding was the best character ever. you should watch the sequel, devils rejects. its 10 times better.

Hell yeah, House of 1000 Corpses was fuckin' dope. Devils Rejects felt more like a comedy/horror to me, but was still bad ass.

I usually like a lot of movies other people don't, and I rarely will flat out just completely hate a movie. But the one movie I was actually pissed about after I watched it was Club Dread. I thought it was fucking terrible.

Chickenjorge
05-24-2007, 07:02 AM
house of 1000 corpses was teh gay.

worse movie ever- bend it like beckham, this one's really interesting. it's the worse movie ever and ive never even watched it.

tropicana619
05-24-2007, 08:10 AM
Wicker Man

Or anything Nicolas Cage is in, for that matter.

Axeman
05-24-2007, 05:53 PM
Any of the naked guns suck, I wouldn't watch em if ya paid me to.

Sami83
05-24-2007, 06:42 PM
Any of the naked guns suck, I wouldn't watch em if ya paid me to.

whats wrong with you, i liked the first two. leslie nielsen rules

Axeman
05-24-2007, 06:56 PM
whats wrong with you, i liked the first two. leslie nielsen rules


Whats wrong with me ??? nothing is wrong with me. I just do not think Leslie Nielsen is that funny, kind of reminds me of Steve Martin whom I also do not like.

hotnewton
05-25-2007, 10:18 AM
Epic Movie sucks major balls... I laughed twice

chop
05-25-2007, 01:11 PM
Movies that I didnt think would suck (but totally did) more recently are:
Epic Movie
Scary Movie 2
nutty professor 2 I couldnt even watch more than 20 minutes
fantastic 4
Matrix 2 and 3
Ali - watch a documentary instead
Passion of the Christ - the book sucked too

chop
05-25-2007, 01:13 PM
Rob Zombie makes the worst movie's also, its ok to have blood and gore but the amount of voilence he puts in his movies is so ridiculous its B grade funny
his last piece of shit was so bad it was unwatchable, I only watched it in hopes of seeing some nudity

Rob
05-25-2007, 01:17 PM
Movies that I didnt think would suck (but totally did) more recently are:
Epic Movie
Scary Movie 2
nutty professor 2 I couldnt even watch more than 20 minutes
fantastic 4
Matrix 2 and 3
Ali - watch a documentary instead
Passion of the Christ - the book sucked too

Damn you have a long shit list

chop
05-25-2007, 01:29 PM
+1... unless there's hot naked boobs and a little bit of ass, and a comedian... then I can handle a chick flick

dont see The Holiday thinking it might be ok then, its not
I still sat there and watched it all though

chop
05-25-2007, 01:31 PM
Damn you have a long shit list

I could name thousands of movies I hated but these came to mind straight away, and I just noticed this is an old thread and ive already posted in it

one more for now

World Trade Centre - pssssssss uyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :gojerkit::gojerkit::gojerkit::gojerkit::gojerkit: :gojerkit:

Rob
05-25-2007, 01:34 PM
I could name thousands of movies I hated but these came to mind straight away, and I just noticed this is an old thread and ive already posted in it

one more for now

World Trade Centre - pssssssss uyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :gojerkit::gojerkit::gojerkit::gojerkit::gojerkit: :gojerkit:

Yeah dw I have a shit list too its just some of the movies you mentioned I liked

Axeman
05-25-2007, 01:42 PM
I could name thousands of movies I hated but these came to mind straight away, and I just noticed this is an old thread and ive already posted in it

one more for now

World Trade Centre - pssssssss uyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :gojerkit::gojerkit::gojerkit::gojerkit::gojerkit: :gojerkit:

yes +1 World Trade Center was about the most boring fuckin movie i have ever seen. If I would have known that the whole movie was about two guys trapped then I would never have waisted the couple of bucks to rent the movie. I actually fell asleep during this snore fest.

chop
05-25-2007, 01:55 PM
I swear its nicolas Cage's fault, he fucks up everything he touches apart from a couple decent movies like Face Off and The Rock
he keeps getting more roles though
I wanted to see ghost rider but after seeing the comercials and reading a review I think ill wait until its on TV