View Full Version : Funny ass shit about Ultimate Warrior


Drewlius
01-25-2007, 03:01 AM
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Axeman
01-25-2007, 04:59 AM
lmao...that was good Drewlius

Chickenjorge
01-25-2007, 05:17 AM
lol. fuckin meatheads. i'd wanna see mark coleman that way, it wouldnt surprise me. (maybe even kevin randleman.)

UrbanX
01-25-2007, 05:17 AM
lmao. yeah, it was the tassels.

Chickenjorge
01-25-2007, 05:23 AM
oh shit! i just watched the rest of that and wow. that it so funny. that guy was outta control. talking about planes and the cockpit door and all this crap no one knew anything about.

thanks for this. really good one. cant wait to see sharpshooter's response.

qrj
01-25-2007, 12:20 PM
lmao the inane ramblings of Warrior are the best out there, whether he's in character or not.

ninjashoes
01-26-2007, 09:51 AM
holy shit that was funny

MMAsterkillah
01-26-2007, 06:26 PM
lmao the inane ramblings of Warrior are the best out there, whether he's in character or not.

True, but those were definitely in character.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rxZWjJyw3rg

That is Warrior in real life, his famous "queering don't make the world work" speech from UConn in 05.

Resin
01-26-2007, 09:22 PM
he must have been on a lot of pills

qrj
01-26-2007, 09:26 PM
lmao classic Warrior, a couple of weeks ago he to responded to a kid who mailed him via ebay...


Q: Warrior, You sir are HILARIOUS!! You are my hero. If I ever become famous I wanna go off my rocker just like you. Dave

A: What you mean is that you know will never become famous, but in your dreams when you fantasize that you might one day, you would want to have the confidence and belief in the staying power and value of your product like I do MINE. The difference between the truth you are ashamed to tell and the ridicule you find humor and comfort in, can be analogized like this: You run a pawn shop and I sell valuable collectibles. You have to sell 15-16 figures to make just at $300. I have to sell one. Our ads cost about the same, around $3-5. On top of that, your 15 figures, even given away for free, can never match the value of buying the SET for $300 from me with COA's and autographed 8x10's. If you think so, then you win the prize for hilarity, not I. Who's off their rocker? And who's the hypocrite? You bash me for capitalizing off the value I worked hard and sacrificed to build, and yet, you run out and buy my Intellectual Property, which I own the legal right to license, and, then, you turn around and resale it for a profit, yourself! For you, and others like you, I consider my highly-valued auctions charitable contributions to the study and practice of psychology. All you begrudging flops get to write and belittle my auctions and, therefore, have your self-esteems fed vilely the same. It makes you all feel bigger and more socially-conscious about yourselves: Is he nuts? $300 for action figures! Why, I wouldn't pay... Excuse me, Davey Boy, yes you would. That is, if you had it, you would. You want these figures, Davey Boy, but you can't afford the $300. You’re welcome for, both, the business lesson and my charity. And I must, in return, thank you for the laughs and the fun break of two minutes I spent scrawling this out for further public amusement. Have a great non-motivational, indebted life. W


The mans off his fucking tree

Evil
01-26-2007, 09:36 PM
Roid rage...

ragedanimal
01-26-2007, 09:56 PM
what a roid junkieeee

ninjashoes
01-27-2007, 11:45 AM
wtf, damn hes like someone who has a lifetime supply of acid

Resin
01-27-2007, 11:59 AM
narcotic abuse yo.

CHE
01-27-2007, 01:08 PM
hilarious

Aussie
01-28-2007, 02:53 AM
haha what a tripper

aubin96
01-28-2007, 04:14 AM
Classic warrior in the video!! One of the all-time great interviews....even though you couldnt understand him!!

bigbadroy
01-30-2007, 02:48 PM
hahah thats funny

cadence_of_suffering
02-18-2007, 06:31 PM
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r122/charlie_hype/ultimate_warrior.jpg

http://rapidshare.com/files/6968614/SDOTUW.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/6972990/SDOTUW.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/6975481/SDOTUW.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/6977737/SDOTUW.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/6979688/SDOTUW.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/6981832/SDOTUW.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/6983996/SDOTUW.part7.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/6965799/SDOTUW.part8.rar

ninjashoes
02-19-2007, 03:08 AM
I still laugh at that "take control of the cockpit" thing

thereisnoway
02-20-2007, 04:20 AM
Was the first video from the Self-Destruction DVD?

cadence_of_suffering
02-20-2007, 03:37 PM
Yeah-they have a bunch of WWE folks (wrestlers and management) remember the crazed ramblings of the Warrior. The first vid in this thread was one of Chris' many memories of Warrior antics, and it is from The Self Destruction...

One Eyed Jack
02-20-2007, 10:21 PM
What a nit job.

DieOff
02-23-2007, 02:23 PM
I bought this DVD when it came out in like end of 05 and showed it too my friend, who was a big Ultimate Warrior fan. At then end of just this clip alone, he fucking hates him. It totally ruined his love for him, he still talks about today, lol.

Aussie
02-23-2007, 02:30 PM
yeh nutcase haha

Neo_Pop
02-23-2007, 11:18 PM
I got my poetic skills from the Warrior, He was the man back when wrestling was fun....As the flowing waters of the river stix carry away all those who challenged the Warrior, I stand on top of the great mountain--and gaze--at the planets below to all you mortals, who can not comprehend the greatness of my energy, and the power of the WARRIOR.

Chickenjorge
03-17-2007, 08:33 AM
haha., i had to go looking for this one. this shit is funny as hell.

Chaz
03-17-2007, 01:26 PM
His promos are classic. he had a awesome promo with randy savage once.

The Ultimate Warrior
03-17-2007, 05:37 PM
Their feeble minds cannot understand the Warriors words. Embrace the power, so that you too may understand!!! Vince McMahon concocted this video to kill the legend of the Warrior, but unfortunately for him, and those queers he paid to soil my name, the power of the Warrior lives on in all my WARRIORS!!!

At night, McMahon tosses and turns and his entrails feel pain, all because he was never able to control the energy, the solitary force in the universe that threatens his existence, the power of the WARRIOR!

Drewlius
03-17-2007, 07:19 PM
lol..

LostCyborg
03-17-2007, 09:33 PM
Thats pretty much what the warrior probably would say.