View Full Version : purchased porn online for the FIRST time..


supersudo
01-20-2007, 10:42 AM
rather this is not the very first time i purchased porn.. because my first time buying porn was on a drunken night of liquor shots after a bar at about 4am in downtown like 2yrs ago.. buying horrible titles (such as: "More bang for your buck", and "Pop that cherry #5" which i rate 1/10 and 5/10 respectively) in the bargain bin for a WAYYYY overpriced amount of cash... ($30 total) and vowed never to buy some lame pornos ever again..


HOWEVER!! yesterday...i bought porn online for the very first time in my life........

this is a landmark milestone for me in all my 23 yrs of living... i just never really thought i'd start a collection of physical dvd's..


it all started while i was searching for boxing fights and documentaries.. i found a pretty good selection at dvdempire.com and then i decided to click on the adultdvdempire section just to see if they have some of that erotica boxing or ultimate surrender stuff where chicks box, then fuck and do bjj/wrestling while naked and stuff... and while i didn't find those, i found a lot of other hilarious titles and a lot of great bargains... one thing led to the another and i ended up buying about 48hrs worth of dvd compilation porn on 12 discs for $67

hmmm... though i haven't received my order yet... i feel like i just wasted a lot of money on something useless... :suicide2:

share ur story?



discuss

Squirrel
01-20-2007, 10:46 AM
Porn is FREE. PWNT!

Jason
01-20-2007, 10:49 AM
i rented 'my ass is haunted' from rogers video awhile back, fucken awesome no dicks!!

oddtopsy
01-20-2007, 10:51 AM
this thread minus this post could very well be a hall of famer.. if any other mod agrees, feel free to delete and move.. thank you..


and if not, poop poop tranny shane west assdick

Jason
01-20-2007, 10:54 AM
wth are you still doing up?

oddtopsy
01-20-2007, 11:01 AM
no rest for the wicked..

Jason
01-20-2007, 11:01 AM
man can somebody change that title thing under my name, i've been 40's bitch forever

supersudo
01-20-2007, 01:02 PM
pretty interesting article... about how porn made vhs the standard over betamax.. and the fact that porn makes more money than mainstream cinema... o.O;;

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,2085645,00.asp

CHE
01-20-2007, 01:03 PM
u BOUGHT porn? PWND!

Sharkhunter
01-20-2007, 03:29 PM
Ah, porn is free dude. But since your in the buying mood I got a couple of things I could sell you.....

Jason
01-20-2007, 04:37 PM
I rented 'Enter the Dragon" and in the first bout Lee does an americana, so that was coo, cept the rest of the fights was the wing chun shit

moggs
01-20-2007, 05:40 PM
i rented 'my ass is haunted' from rogers video awhile back, fucken awesome no dicks!!

sounds pretty shitty to me

moggs
01-20-2007, 05:42 PM
man can somebody change that title thing under my name, i've been 40's bitch forever

How's that?

Jason
01-20-2007, 05:58 PM
sounds pretty shitty to me

any porno with no dicks is fucken awesome

ninjashoes
01-20-2007, 09:23 PM
http://whippedass.com