welcome, noob!

i know some of you are wondering, "i only have xxx posts. HOW DO I BECOME AS COOL AS FLYINGTRIANGLE???" ... don't worry! i will show you how it is done. that means shut up and read.

just follow these few simple rules of whoring etiquette, and you will quickly get a ridiculous post count. it's really not that hard.

Rule #1: if you are typing a paragraph or more,

then be sure to break it into multiple posts.

Rule #2: if you considered posting a response to something but decided not do do it because you were worried about what others will think, then just FUCKING POST IT OR YOURE A GODDAMNED TRANNY FAGGOT!

Rule #3: just type the first thing that comes into your head. it doesn't matter how short it is. if you decide to add something later, NEVER edit your original post, adding the new stuff. just make a completely new post.

Rule #4: it is a common misconception that i suck, but in all reality it is YOU has a giant black rubber dildo lodged in your anal cavity.

that is all. post on, whores!

Yeah, but what if a mod merges all of your posts?

Yeah, but what if a mod merges all of your posts?

then you firebomb that motherfucker with 100 PM's.

Yeah, but what if a mod merges all of your posts?

+1

;293762']then you firebomb that motherfucker with 100 PM's.

The pm inbox allows only 50..PWNT.

The pm inbox allows only 50..PWNT.

goddammit.

this should be stickied. it's a treasure trove of knowledge.

move over, wikipedia.

ANUS.

ANUS.

no way!

If only I knew this earlier. I've been trying to get to 200 posts all fucking night,

;293783']no way!

When there is this much posting by one poster in one thread, it is inevitable that the thread will end up there.

and it's taking fucking for ever.

When there is this much posting by one poster in one thread, it is inevitable that the thread will end up there.

but this one will help people. just refer to the post above yours that i quoted for proof.





and it's taking fucking for ever.

now you're getting tha hang of it!

RD should be the one to do this. your thread is bushleague. I agree. ANUS!

I am going to allow it but not sticky it.

RD should be the one to do this. your thread is bushleague. I agree. ANUS!

haha. i know, rdv owns me @ post count. i think i'm just feeling pompous since i got 1000 tonight.

I am going to allow it but not sticky it.

much <3!

EDIT: (i know i am violating my own rule by making an edit but oh well) if this thread is truly worthless, it will be weeded out to page 2 before the weekend is over. it probably is a stupid thread but i'm drunk so i can't tell.

;293811']haha. i know, rdv owns me @ post count. i think i'm just feeling pompous since i got 1000 tonight.

id say congrats but u dogged me for trashing the fag thread. trust me, i did everyone a favor.

;293812']much <3!

EDIT: (i know i am violating my own rule by making an edit but oh well) if this thread is truly worthless, it will be weeded out to page 2 before the weekend is over. it probably is a stupid thread but i'm drunk so i can't tell.

at least your drunk. that is good

id say congrats but u dogged me for trashing the fag thread. trust me, i did everyone a favor.

sorry bout that. true though... the more i think about it, the more i agree with you.

100 pages of "you're a homo" pics >>> 100 pages of "faggot!"

;293812']much <3!

EDIT: (i know i am violating my own rule by making an edit but oh well) if this thread is truly worthless, it will be weeded out to page 2 before the weekend is over. it probably is a stupid thread but i'm drunk so i can't tell.
If this gets weeded out, will my post count go down?!

If this gets weeded out, will my post count go down?!

No.

Posts count in the anus too.

No.
Good, than I'm at 200 and quitting for the night.

ban

ban

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ban

+1

+1

PWND!

fuck.

This is a good thread and I call bullshit to the people calling for it to be moved. If a MOD made this thread they would be calling it the "best thread ever" and wanting to move it to the HOF. OR. just move it there themselves. Some of THE shittiest threads are made by mods. Give this guy a break and get off his ass already.

This is a good thread and I call bullshit to the people calling for it to be moved. If a MOD made this thread they would be calling it the "best thread ever" and wanting to move it to the HOF. OR. just move it there themselves. Some of THE shittiest threads are made by mods. Give this guy a break and get off his ass already.

Relax bro...is all the joke.

This is a good thread and I call bullshit to the people calling for it to be moved. If a MOD made this thread they would be calling it the "best thread ever" and wanting to move it to the HOF. OR. just move it there themselves. Some of THE shittiest threads are made by mods. Give this guy a break and get off his ass already.

loosen up FS, i htink u need to smoke teh reefa. :sifone:

This is a good thread and I call bullshit to the people calling for it to be moved. If a MOD made this thread they would be calling it the "best thread ever" and wanting to move it to the HOF. OR. just move it there themselves. Some of THE shittiest threads are made by mods. Give this guy a break and get off his ass already.

thanks for having a ninja's back, bro! reps for that one.

BTW Mr Squirrel...I have NEVER moved a thread to the HOF.

loosen up FS, i htink u need to smoke teh reefa. :sifone:

I cannot smoke right now so I get annoyed at some things.

I cannot smoke right now so I get annoyed at some things.

*CHANTS*

RE-LAPSE! RE-LAPSE! RE-LAPSE! RE-LAPSE! RE-LAPSE! RE-LAPSE! RE-LAPSE! RE-LAPSE!

BTW Mr Squirrel...I have NEVER moved a thread to the HOF.

I know this for a fact.

i moved the ATTN: radar thread in there and thats it..

do you like that thread mr. squirrel? i think the first half is good and the rest could be cut but id be more than happy to remove it for you if youd like, ok buddy?

but i agree, theres a lot of shitty threads in there..